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September 09, 2010

'THERE ARE NO TAN LINES...'

Reading Playboy for the blind.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

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Staying current with pop culture is what it's all about.

Maybe the nums would have bought that?

"Now for page 63. Well, it must be very cold in the studio for this photo..."


"If you keep doing that you'll go blind."
Mother was right.


Maybe not "blind" as such, but thank goodness for prescription glasses.

"Behind her shoulder, down past her arm, you can see her breast peeking out. ... There are no tan lines at all. She is not wearing any nail polish or jewelry or bathing suit or anything."

NTTAWWT

The reason she has no tan lines - "She is not wearing any nail polish or jewelry or bathing suit or anything."

*snork* at Hammie's cold in the studio

A Mom, somewhere in Texas: "Bobby! What is this radio receiver doing under your bed?!"

"...try to think of an airplane landing strip..."

*WAVES* & SNORKS @ Hammie!!

"Each one is different," she said. "Each one is like a little snowflake."

Nature: You gotta be amazed.

That woman is a saint!

Anyone listen to books on tape while driving?

She has a real feel for the job.

And all the blog guys suddenly become visually impaired.

*wonders how they'd do Hustler*

Siouxie, that link is disturbing. Yuck!

*Waves @ Siouxie!!!*

(The Nanny.bot won't let me view the link. Probably a good thing)

Talk dirty to me baby, er, uh, I'm blind.

"Hey, baby! Want to go back to my place and describe my etchings?"

...her whole backside, sheathed with the smallest droplets of water...(turns page)
OH MY GOD...eh, hmm...his front side, also covered with water...

This link is USELESS without sound file examples!

*SMACKS* Allen at Division. You are not blind. Yet.

"The next lovely lady has matching carpet and drapes..."

Ladyplantperson was a perennial volunteer for a Miami reading service WLRN Reading Services. I'd think all NPR stations have similar groups. A fine organization, but I never thought to ask if Playboy, Penthouse, and were part of the reading list.

*SNORK* @ Layzee!!!

Explain 'tan lines'...

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