THE SECRET TO IMMORTALITY
(Thanks to Ralph)
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Religions have started over less.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | September 30, 2010 at 09:24 AM
ohh, i thought it said immorality. never mind.
Posted by: queensbee | September 30, 2010 at 10:04 AM
The Flying Spaghetti Monster's not going to like this . . .
Posted by: bonmot | September 30, 2010 at 10:32 AM
So all the fat and salt in my body is actually preserving me? That's not what the doctor told me.
Posted by: Braniff | September 30, 2010 at 10:40 AM
It's never a good idea to measure food decay in half lives.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 30, 2010 at 10:49 AM
So my grandkids will live to be 200 years old?
Posted by: oldfatguy | September 30, 2010 at 11:07 AM
Actually I thought maybe that was why I couldn't lose weight. It's preserving itself and won't break down and go away. Didn't they say the same thing about Twinkies once?
Posted by: nursecindy | September 30, 2010 at 12:12 PM
a small side order of french fries, sitting on a shelf in her home for more than 18 weeks
These things taste like crap after sitting there for 18 minutes.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 30, 2010 at 02:34 PM
I wish MacDonald's had Twinkies. I need to get my preservatives so I can live to a ripe old age.
Posted by: Ralph | September 30, 2010 at 04:06 PM