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September 29, 2010

PROOF THAT UNIVERSITY RESEARCH TAKES PLACE ON MARS

Right here.

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Matt Filar)

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Women have arms?

Long arms...? You mean, like rifles 'n stuff ?

bah. if they gots long arms that means they're tall which means they gots long legs too and they said that waist size and somethin else entered into it (t & a i'm guessing) so what did they prove? nothing. there. that's six degrees of nincompoopery.

*SMACKS* Hammie!! yeah and they don't talk back! UP HERE!

But what I'm looking at isn't up there...


*WAVES* really??

*Smacks Hammie!*
Better keep an eye on those arms before they reach out and slap you.

Artms? She had arms? I didn't notice.

The study finding is perfectly reasonable. I usually avoid ladies with small arms. (Too many gunpowder burns.)

A girl walks into a bar, the bartenders' wife says "Why the long arms?"

The bartender didn't say anything about her arms, he was lookin' at her tits.

*rimshot*

this has nothing to do with short-arm inspections, does it?

*Waves @ Siouxie!!!*

*Waves @ Annie!!!*

Nope. I'm still a boob guy.

Note the helpful photo of a woman with bare midriff, see-through top, and large breasts long arms...

so venus de milo isnt really an important art piece i guess...lissen, we all know that it JUST DOESNT MATTER. men have 15 second attention span for when they are NOT thinking about their own johnson ...

measures arms...

*snorks* @ all!

yes, queensbee - venus was disarming

What they forgot to tell us was that the males in this study were male orangutans.

During the study their comments were roughly translated to:

"Whoa baby, she could wrap those around me twice!"
"She looks like she can swing from the treetops, no trouble."
"Hey honey, where do you buy sleeves for those?"

*sings*
She was a long armed woman in a black dress...

I'm going to have to re-read THIS.

... forgets what he was going to say ...

OH YEA! She's got bumps!

Lies, lies and more lies.

I've never heard a guy say, "Get a load of the long arms on that one!"

Support the right to bare arms!

*Snork* @ Siouxie. Great arms, babe.

So are women going to start getting arm jobs. Might be cheaper to just give hand jobs.

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