POLICE HAVE NOTHING TO...
...no, wait, never mind.
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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September 24, 2010
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20 yrs for tee-peeing yourself? wow.
Posted by: queensbee | September 24, 2010 at 09:56 AM
Police said Nelson concealed his face by wrapping his head with toilet paper to rob a Lincoln convenience store on April 24.
That wraps up another case.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 24, 2010 at 10:02 AM
Actually, it was a series of robberies, and up until that one he had been on a roll.
Posted by: Meanie. the. Blue. | September 24, 2010 at 10:14 AM
He was just being prepared. So dumb, he apparently left a prescription bottle with his name on it at the crime scene? He apparently has his head up his a$$.
Posted by: Coconuts | September 24, 2010 at 10:19 AM
Wipe out crime.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 24, 2010 at 10:31 AM
I think this story could be turned into a modern day Mr Whipple/Charmin comercial.
Posted by: LeDud | September 24, 2010 at 12:07 PM
When toilet paper is outlawed, etc., etc.
Posted by: MOTW | September 24, 2010 at 12:37 PM
Sheryl Crow was quoted as saying she's offended by his use of more than one square.
Posted by: WriterDude | September 24, 2010 at 06:39 PM
Two ply for a one ply mind. Truly poop for brains.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 25, 2010 at 05:26 PM