ONLY ONE OF WHICH IS PROTECTED BY THE CONSTITUTION
Springfield Police arrest teen for stealing toothpaste and carrying hand gun
(Thanks to Alison McQuade)
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September 24, 2010
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his dentiste would be proud
Posted by: queensbee | September 24, 2010 at 09:52 AM
I hope those tubes are 3 ounces or less or he'll never get through the airport.
Posted by: Braniff | September 24, 2010 at 09:54 AM
He stole 17 tubes of toothpaste? WTFBBQ?
Next time steal a T-shirt, kid.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 24, 2010 at 09:57 AM
Wonder why he didn't smile for the camera?
Posted by: Coconuts | September 24, 2010 at 10:08 AM
Bart?
Posted by: Siouxie | September 24, 2010 at 10:14 AM
Four out of five dentists are laughing their heads off.
Posted by: Meanie. the. Blue. | September 24, 2010 at 10:51 AM
Good one, mtb.
Springfield cops kept their laughter suppressed,
after they made a bizarre arrest.
With dogs and a chopper,
and one wily copper,
they recovered the stolen Crest.
Posted by: bonmot | September 24, 2010 at 12:33 PM
The seventeen-year-old was 17.
Something, something, minty fresh. Dumbwads.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 25, 2010 at 09:23 AM