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September 08, 2010

IT'S THE LAST PLACE WE WOULD LOOK

...a Florida man arrested Friday was found with more than $1500 tied to his scrotum with a shoelace, according to federal investigators.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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oh, is that illegal?

Time for plan B

Tightwad.

Significant penalty for early withdrawal.

Private Protuberances wba.., etc

Well, there goes another good hiding spot!

"Hey, you happy to see me? Or is that $1500 in your shorts?"

Is there any chance the money would triple when the dick gets erected ?

The best part about that was picture of the shoelaces. Thank goodness they printed that visual aid. *snork*

*imagines new pickup lines*

"Wanna feel a thousand dollars?"

"What about you and me going some where to see what it's like to find 1500 ways to make me feel good?"

"Hey! While you're down there could you break this 50?"

Steven Black, one of five defendants....

He was obviously the bag man of the group.

This is one of the reasons why I prefer to use a credit card over cash. Ewwwww!

Now where's my hand sanitizer...

I agree, Joyce. I really hope that money doesn't go back into circulation. I do like the tags at the bottom. "Shoelace, Scrotum, Secret Service".

Short changed again.

OK, if someone mean comes up to him and says, "Your money or your life!" it could go either way.

Talk about a suspicious package.

ALWAYS check the balls.

Joyce, I don't even wanna KNOW where he'd put the credit cards.

Green balls.

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