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September 23, 2010


Jackson man arrested after attacking parrot

(Thanks to Allen at Division and catmanmax)


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Polly want attacker?

Very good, 9.

He's supposed to choke his chicken, not his parrot.

and so soon after tlap day.

Cue John Cleese skit?

The owner was participating in performance art:

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder...

That parrot is deceased, mate.

Repeat: Spank the monkey, not the parrot.

Carries it in his backpack???

"train the parrot"
"discipline the duck"
"spank the monkey"
"polish the penguin"
"frisk the ferret"
"squeeze the squirrel"
"shake the snake"
"elongate the eel"
"flap the flamingo"

yeah, i got nothin.

"Oh, so Polly wants a smackdown? Polly GETS a smackdown!"

I loved the joke in one of the comments made on that article about the man and the parrot going into the psychiatrist's office. mudstuffin, are those euphemisms or do you really not like animals?

Methinks it twas cauzed when said bird kept calling him "loser".

Methinks the bird was right.

Arggh! ANd no pirate shud be carryin his bird in his
backpack! The bird should be chained trained to perch on yer shoulder, mateys!

Arrrrrggggh! [I missed TLAPD so did so here]

A Frenchman walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot is wearing sunglasses.

The bartender says: We don't get many like you.
Where did you find him?

The parrot answers: France is just teeming with them!

Shake tits, not parrots.

If this had been about a man with a 2-year-old child in a backpack being violently shaken I don't think the puns would have flowed quite so readily.

Please, go to "AlexFoundation.org" to understand that the comparison I make is apt.

(Yes, 9's post was morbidly hilarious)

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