IT WAS ASKING FOR IT
Jackson man arrested after attacking parrot
(Thanks to Allen at Division and catmanmax)
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September 23, 2010
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Polly want attacker?
Posted by: 9 | September 23, 2010 at 09:45 AM
Very good, 9.
He's supposed to choke his chicken, not his parrot.
Posted by: bonmot | September 23, 2010 at 09:46 AM
and so soon after tlap day.
Posted by: queensbee | September 23, 2010 at 09:53 AM
Cue John Cleese skit?
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 23, 2010 at 09:56 AM
The owner was participating in performance art:
A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder...
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 23, 2010 at 10:00 AM
That parrot is deceased, mate.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 23, 2010 at 10:06 AM
Repeat: Spank the monkey, not the parrot.
Carries it in his backpack???
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 23, 2010 at 10:12 AM
"train the parrot"
"discipline the duck"
"spank the monkey"
"polish the penguin"
"frisk the ferret"
"squeeze the squirrel"
"shake the snake"
"elongate the eel"
"flap the flamingo"
yeah, i got nothin.
Posted by: mudstuffin | September 23, 2010 at 10:12 AM
"Oh, so Polly wants a smackdown? Polly GETS a smackdown!"
Posted by: padraig | September 23, 2010 at 11:16 AM
I loved the joke in one of the comments made on that article about the man and the parrot going into the psychiatrist's office. mudstuffin, are those euphemisms or do you really not like animals?
Posted by: nursecindy | September 23, 2010 at 11:34 AM
Methinks it twas cauzed when said bird kept calling him "loser".
Methinks the bird was right.
Arggh! ANd no pirate shud be carryin his bird in his
backpack! The bird should be
chainedtrained to perch on yer shoulder, mateys!Arrrrrggggh! [I missed TLAPD so did so here]
Posted by: zamasama | September 23, 2010 at 01:35 PM
A Frenchman walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot is wearing sunglasses.
The bartender says: We don't get many like you.
Where did you find him?
The parrot answers: France is just teeming with them!
Posted by: zamasama | September 23, 2010 at 01:53 PM
Shake tits, not parrots.
Posted by: Ralph | September 23, 2010 at 05:22 PM
If this had been about a man with a 2-year-old child in a backpack being violently shaken I don't think the puns would have flowed quite so readily.
Please, go to "AlexFoundation.org" to understand that the comparison I make is apt.
(Yes, 9's post was morbidly hilarious)
Posted by: Captain Blackbeak | September 23, 2010 at 07:38 PM