IN ILLINOIS, THEY CAN ALSO VOTE DEAD
"Voting is so easy you can literally vote naked in the privacy of your own home," says Kevin Hauswirth, Director of Advertising and Promotions at Roosevelt University, who's helping to promote Vote Naked Illinois.
(Thanks to bonmot)
How will they ever count all those hanging chads?
Posted by: sandy | September 28, 2010 at 12:27 PM
...or dimpled, or pregnant,...
Posted by: oneblankspace | September 28, 2010 at 12:29 PM
In Novembers past, I have stood outside in rain, sleet and snow waiting for the polls to open. I like Oregon's mail vote much better.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 28, 2010 at 12:30 PM
Were you wearing clothes, NUMA?
Posted by: NotSherly | September 28, 2010 at 12:54 PM
or NMUA, even?
Posted by: NotSherly | September 28, 2010 at 12:54 PM
Hey,they've taken everything else. It's either this or vote wearing a barrel.
Posted by: OC Dolphin | September 28, 2010 at 12:59 PM
This from the state that brought you Obama AND Blagojevich.
(And yes, I can b!tch. I'm a native Chicagoan.)
Posted by: Diva | September 28, 2010 at 01:01 PM
Isn't it a little cold and windy to be running around naked in Chicago?
Posted by: nursecindy | September 28, 2010 at 01:08 PM
Illinois has a brand new decree.
In choosing to vote absentee,
the state advertised,
that to be enfranchised,
the people can vote fabric-free.
Posted by: bonmot | September 28, 2010 at 01:17 PM
Sorry, what time do the polls clothe?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 28, 2010 at 01:24 PM
*snork* @ mtb.
Posted by: bonmot | September 28, 2010 at 01:39 PM
Mail voting rocks.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard in Oregon (not nekkid) | September 28, 2010 at 01:39 PM
Wait. We're not supposed to vote naked in public?
My bad.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 28, 2010 at 03:11 PM
Everybody does it in LA
Posted by: veee | September 28, 2010 at 04:14 PM
Voting in the buff would just feed into the politicians' naked ambitions . . .
Posted by: bonmot | September 28, 2010 at 04:47 PM
"Nekkid Ambitions" WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: bonmot | September 28, 2010 at 04:48 PM
very good, bon.
Posted by: Guin | September 28, 2010 at 08:37 PM
Like Illinois hasn't already come up with enough ways to corrupt the integrity of our elections...
Posted by: Wes S. | September 28, 2010 at 09:41 PM
What's this brown stripe on the ballot. Those aren't hanging chads, their klingons.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 29, 2010 at 09:06 AM
their>they're. I ain't some illiterate clown.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 29, 2010 at 09:07 AM