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Brilliant!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 30, 2010 at 09:44 AM
Couldn't they just have Hayata use his beta capsule to become . . . ULTRAMAN?!
Posted by: bonmot | September 30, 2010 at 10:15 AM
All of your teacher are belong to us.
Posted by: Punkin | September 30, 2010 at 10:29 AM
Does the list of school supplies include duct tape and ski masks...?
Posted by: Wes S. | September 30, 2010 at 11:14 AM
Next moral lesson
is Hari-Kari haiku:
Pass. Or Fail and Die.
Posted by: sandy | September 30, 2010 at 11:16 AM
"The school principal said that the content of the letter was inappropriate and that he
is having the teacher killedgave a verbal warning to the teacher."Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 30, 2010 at 11:33 AM
You pay lansom chopchop
or teacher in deep kimchee.
Nice haiku, sandysan.
Posted by: NotSherly | September 30, 2010 at 11:58 AM
Me teach you long time.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 30, 2010 at 12:03 PM
This is actually great schooling as that type of writing does pay the best.
Posted by: Martini Shark | September 30, 2010 at 12:15 PM
The teacher is an obvious oldster. He should have just given them cell phones and asked them to text out the notes. Done in two seconds.
Posted by: OC Dolphin | September 30, 2010 at 12:16 PM
Just watch the new movie "Buried." Ransom notes are so passé.
Posted by: OC Dolphin | September 30, 2010 at 12:18 PM
Dear Parents,
I have your children for 45 minutes a day. Send me 5 million yen in small, unmarked fortune cookies or I will teach them how to poison your tea.
Have sunny day!
Teacher
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 30, 2010 at 12:26 PM
FYI, despite many invasions of Korea, the Japanese never adopted kimchee as their own.
Posted by: Larry | September 30, 2010 at 12:27 PM
who's sari now?
Posted by: sandy | September 30, 2010 at 12:32 PM
Course prerequisites:
-- Level I Blackmail Skills
AND one of the following:
-- Elementary Extortion II, OR
-- Effective Threatening
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 30, 2010 at 01:06 PM
goodbye mr. chips
despite all warnings he taught
the dreaded cosine.
Posted by: insomniac | September 30, 2010 at 01:29 PM
"Tori, the overall theme of your note is fairly good. However, you might want to increase the ominous feel by adding specific threats. Also, the monetary demand seems high. You want to bleed them but not drain them dry. Finally, try to vary the lettering a bit more. Other than that, this is very impressive for a first try."
"Thank you, Teacher-San."
"Ok, class, for homework tonight, try to think of which body part you would want to send in the mail. You are dismissed."
Posted by: Hammond Rye | September 30, 2010 at 01:31 PM
*waves gun @ Hammie!*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 30, 2010 at 01:42 PM
Where else are kids supposed to learn how to give the kiss of death?
Posted by: Pannus | September 30, 2010 at 01:43 PM
My final homework:
'Must make sentence with "S" word'
I fell on my sword.
Posted by: sandy | September 30, 2010 at 01:46 PM
tEAchEr iDi0t
wHo WoUlD PAy a plUGged NicKEl
4 suCH An A-h0lE?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 30, 2010 at 03:07 PM
I remember hearing about 'cooperation' on Sesame Street. Let's send Elmo over there.
Posted by: MOTW | September 30, 2010 at 03:17 PM
Please to pay ransom
Honorable sir, domo.
Or else. So sorry.
Posted by: NotSherly | September 30, 2010 at 03:27 PM
*snork* @ NotSher-Ry:
Prease to read ransom haiku
(meanie the brue, too!)
Posted by: sandy | September 30, 2010 at 03:34 PM
Yo' ma, Yoyoma,
No pay ransom in time,
Good-bye, Meestah Cheeps.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 30, 2010 at 04:28 PM
excerent hiaku
about the tight-ass parents
no sense of humah
Posted by: mudstuffin | September 30, 2010 at 04:47 PM
Yo' mama can't dance
and yo' daddy can't rock and
roll: Where do you go ?
Posted by: sandy | September 30, 2010 at 04:54 PM
E re men tary
my katai Watanabe
Ishi...deep suchi
Posted by: OC Dolphin | September 30, 2010 at 04:58 PM
i think my boss went thru the same team building training.
Posted by: Bangi | September 30, 2010 at 04:59 PM
Tokyo has a sushi bar just for lawyers. It's called So Su Mi.
Posted by: bonmot | September 30, 2010 at 05:01 PM
a sushi oops.
Posted by: OC Dolphin | September 30, 2010 at 05:06 PM
*snork* at brog haikus!
Posted by: Siouxie | September 30, 2010 at 05:37 PM
Cna't really blame the guy. He had a captive audience.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 30, 2010 at 07:24 PM
Love the hai-jac-ku
Gesundheit. Solly - I sneeze
All ovah the blog.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 30, 2010 at 07:56 PM
I read & enjoyed this blog.
Posted by: AbnerJack | February 05, 2011 at 02:00 AM