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What an idiot. Everyone knows that only works with semi-gloss.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 26, 2010 at 12:58 PM
Wyocowboy would know better.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 26, 2010 at 01:20 PM
This guy needs a primer on basic physics.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 26, 2010 at 01:29 PM
During his brush with the law, he bristled.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 26, 2010 at 01:32 PM
And now he has a stain on his record.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 26, 2010 at 01:40 PM
Pigment to just tase him, but he nearly dyed.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 26, 2010 at 01:54 PM
If they didn't tase him, he would have varnished without a trace.
This is one case that won't be dismissed for lacquer evidence.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 26, 2010 at 02:02 PM
Slow news day. Like watching suspects dry.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 26, 2010 at 02:18 PM
"I am not enamel! I am a man!"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 26, 2010 at 02:20 PM
When they tased, he glazed.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 26, 2010 at 02:26 PM
silly meanie & annie :)
'Repaint, you thinner! Repaint, and thin no more!
Posted by: sandy | September 26, 2010 at 02:32 PM
BRILLIANT!
Color me surprised.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 26, 2010 at 02:55 PM
He must have given this a lot of thought.
No, not really.
Posted by: Steve | September 26, 2010 at 04:08 PM
Cops got the dropcloth on him.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 26, 2010 at 04:48 PM
Don't fire until you see the white of his thighs.
Posted by: Ralph | September 26, 2010 at 05:15 PM
...and caught the perpintime.
Posted by: sandy | September 26, 2010 at 05:15 PM
You're right, Nursecindy... He should have doused himself with kerosene.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | September 26, 2010 at 06:54 PM
Wait...the police stood there and watched while the man painted himself? And since when has incurring dry cleaning become a felony?
Posted by: veee | September 26, 2010 at 10:08 PM
veee - maybe the guy had a prior record, and this was his second coat. Then, three strokes and he's out.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 26, 2010 at 10:57 PM
So where did the phrase "Let's see him paint his way out of this one" originally come from?
Posted by: veee | September 26, 2010 at 11:04 PM
Well, you see, Michelangelo had lost this bet, and .....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 26, 2010 at 11:20 PM
*snorks* all around!
Posted by: bonmot | September 27, 2010 at 01:01 PM