CSI: HALLOWEEN
Cattaraugus County man accused of stealing 130 pumpkins
(Thanks to Patrick McNelis)
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September 27, 2010
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100 pumpkins = misdemeanor.
130 pumpkins = criminal mischief
130 pumpkins plus evading arrest and harboring a big ol' pot plant = Aggravated Felonious Theft and Intent to Get Wasted
Posted by: Betsy | September 27, 2010 at 04:45 PM
Halloween Jack-O-Bong.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 27, 2010 at 04:46 PM
The indictment reads "To Sam Beu re: gourd"
Posted by: bonmot | September 27, 2010 at 04:50 PM
stoner jack-o-lantern
And another
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 27, 2010 at 04:52 PM
His launcher needed ammo.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 27, 2010 at 04:55 PM
Jacked-O-Lanterns
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 27, 2010 at 05:02 PM
Trick or .... um, what?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 27, 2010 at 05:35 PM
Well, the Great Pumpkin's never visiting him.
Posted by: bonmot | September 27, 2010 at 05:56 PM
"It's the Pot Bumpkin, Charlie Brown!"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 27, 2010 at 06:21 PM
It was his evil twin, Chuck D. Squash!
Posted by: padraig | September 27, 2010 at 06:50 PM
Musta had a bad case of the Munchies..
Posted by: EB | September 27, 2010 at 07:39 PM
Pumpkins are a hot topic in current events right now. Just today on the news they announced that the pumpkin shortage is officially over. There has been looting, hording, and scalping going on. Cans of pumpkin were being sold for over $16.
http://economy.kansascity.com/?q=node/8416
Posted by: veee | September 28, 2010 at 01:30 AM
there really is nothin else to do out there in the boonies of western ny. and he had to have somewhere to hide his stash.
Posted by: queensbee | September 28, 2010 at 07:52 AM
Man loves him some pie.
What?
Posted by: Steve | September 28, 2010 at 09:40 AM