CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE WEEK SO FAR
'I'm in the back of a trash truck that keeps compacting me!'
(Thanks to Loudmouth)
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September 26, 2010
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That would be one way to get thinner
Posted by: Theresa | September 26, 2010 at 06:19 AM
why didn't they just take him to the dump w/the rest of the trash?
Posted by: happy happy joy joy | September 26, 2010 at 07:23 AM
Ten bucks says he'll try to sue either the trash company or Walmart.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 26, 2010 at 07:29 AM
Theresa, you beat me to it.
'I'm in the back of a trash truck that keeps compacting me!'
"Son, we call that 'poetic justice'."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 26, 2010 at 07:31 AM
Some days you're the truck, and some days you're the trash...
Posted by: Punkin | September 26, 2010 at 08:38 AM
WalMart will be fined for not treating him as HazMat.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 26, 2010 at 09:28 AM
Darn. He was just that close to winning a Darwin Award, too...
Posted by: Wes S. | September 26, 2010 at 10:01 AM
BRILLIANT!
Posted by: Siouxie | September 26, 2010 at 03:00 PM
He stole 10,000 worth of merchandise? At Wal-Mart? How'd he carry that much stuff!
Just kidding. I like Wal-Mart, and they do have some stuff that's pricey.
Does seem quite Darwinian.
Posted by: Kristina L | September 26, 2010 at 06:58 PM
Where are the droids when you need them?
Posted by: abbie normal | September 27, 2010 at 09:50 AM