CLIMATE BULLETIN FROM SAMOA
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And the side bar story about the first waves of dead killer mouse drug paratroopers is only slightly less fantastical.
Climate change and creativity, indeed!
Posted by: NotSherly | September 24, 2010 at 05:01 PM
'Details of exactly how... homosexuals are pumping more CO2 into the atmosphere, thereby trapping heat around the planet....are scant.
just think what they're doing to uranus...
After 'fingering the homosexuals', did they ask
"Do you want samoa?"
Posted by: sandy | September 24, 2010 at 05:08 PM
Did G0d tell them that? She's such a trickster!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 24, 2010 at 05:20 PM
Well, isn't that simply just Divine?
Posted by: Meanie. the. Blue. | September 24, 2010 at 05:29 PM
Fabulousness is now a greenhouse gas.
Posted by: bonmot | September 24, 2010 at 05:37 PM
Fits in with my theory about the connection between the Village People and Disco.
Posted by: Clankie | September 24, 2010 at 05:47 PM
Take opinion that with a Lot of salt.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | September 24, 2010 at 05:55 PM
And the Comet Kohoutek . . .
Posted by: bonmot | September 24, 2010 at 05:55 PM
Or possibly, "Take THAT opinion with a Lot of salt."
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | September 24, 2010 at 05:57 PM
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Posted by: Clay | September 24, 2010 at 06:04 PM
I thought it was the cows.
Posted by: Guin | September 24, 2010 at 06:12 PM
OT/ Y'all notice how we get LOTS of articles on here on Fridays, and then only a few or none on weekends?
It's like Dave's loading up the food bowl for the cats before getting out of town for the weekend.
/OT
Posted by: bonmot | September 24, 2010 at 06:19 PM
That is the most moronic theory I've ever heard. Homosexuals do NOT cause global warming.
Everyone knows it's mimes.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 24, 2010 at 06:22 PM
I thought it was women's boobs.
Oh, that's right. That's earthquakes.
Posted by: bonmot | September 24, 2010 at 06:25 PM
Personally, I blame the Republicans.
Posted by: Steve | September 24, 2010 at 07:01 PM
Wasn't it Deepak Chopra.
Posted by: Meanie. the. Blue. | September 24, 2010 at 07:09 PM
I blame Al Gore for global warning about global warming. If he hadn't mentioned it, we'd still be cool.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 24, 2010 at 07:22 PM
Ah, thank you, Samoan ministers.
Now, if you'll pardon me, I need to check in with my meteorologist for some religious advice.
Posted by: Meanie. the. Blue. | September 24, 2010 at 08:12 PM
*Gives Steve a BIG OLD CONSERVATIVE-RIGHT-WING-TEA-PARTY-REPUBLICAN HUG*
and *snorks* @ sandy ;P
Posted by: Siouxie | September 24, 2010 at 09:39 PM
I KNEW I liked you, Siouxie.
Posted by: bonmot | September 24, 2010 at 11:43 PM
Pull my...smell my...want Samoa?
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 25, 2010 at 12:39 AM
Like Al Gore said -- the mass debate is over.
Posted by: SW | September 25, 2010 at 01:47 AM
*reaches for the beano*
Sorry, y'all... ;)
Posted by: djtonyb | September 25, 2010 at 01:57 AM
No worries, djt.
*turns on fan*
Posted by: NotSherly | September 25, 2010 at 09:31 AM
*sprays Febreze*
*lights lavender scented candles*
*lights match*
*fries up batch of crispy bacon*
better?
Posted by: Siouxie | September 25, 2010 at 09:43 AM
*tosses chopped potatoes-o'brian into siouxie's frying pan*
*dices spitzer-head - tosses into....(oh, i see he's all ready in there)*
Posted by: sandy | September 25, 2010 at 09:58 AM
Step 1: Blame homosexuals for something ridiculous.
Step 2: ??????
Step 3: PROFIT!
Posted by: Chris S. | September 25, 2010 at 10:05 AM
*moves spitzer-head from frying pan into fire*
*throws in diced onions*
Posted by: NotSherly | September 25, 2010 at 10:17 AM
It's gay cows
Posted by: EyeGore | September 25, 2010 at 02:26 PM
Psst...Chris. There is no "3."
Posted by: Guin | September 25, 2010 at 06:35 PM