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Hmmmm.....wouldn't "larger than average pieces of veal" actually be called "beef"?
Just wondering....
Posted by: Punkin | September 22, 2010 at 02:39 PM
The tax authorities found the leftovers re-vealing.
Posted by: bonmot | September 22, 2010 at 02:50 PM
So then it's true what they say..size does matter.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 22, 2010 at 02:50 PM
Send that schnitzel to Klipnocky!
(I have no idea what that means, but it sounded good)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 22, 2010 at 03:04 PM
Gerhard Kaltscheuer said his giant schnitzels are popular in the town of Hammerbruecke...
because some people just can't get enough of
Gerhard Giant Schnitzel
Posted by: sandy | September 22, 2010 at 03:08 PM
ach du lieber!
Posted by: queensbee | September 22, 2010 at 03:32 PM
"If I served the customers smaller portions at the normal price like that, I wouldn't have any customers because that wouldn't fill them up," Kaltscheuer told Reuters. He said he makes his portions large because his customers are laborers.
Typical customer shown here
I can still recall Schultz saying how much he
loved the schnitzel!
Posted by: funnyman | September 22, 2010 at 03:38 PM
The wurst is yet to come.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 22, 2010 at 03:39 PM
Fo' schnitzel.
Posted by: Punkin | September 22, 2010 at 03:44 PM
Actually, I think I read somewhere a sequel to this, which said the schnitzels were not veal but human flesh, more specifically some tax officials who assessed the restaurant owner last year.
Posted by: Sologubov | September 22, 2010 at 03:48 PM
It's nobody's business how big your schnitzel is. Especially the government's.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 22, 2010 at 03:51 PM
*snork* @ punkin!
Posted by: sandy | September 22, 2010 at 03:53 PM
*snorknizel* @ BFF!
Posted by: Siouxie | September 22, 2010 at 03:56 PM
from "Blazing Saddles":
Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Lili Von Shtupp: Well, then how about a little...
[whispers in his ear]
Bart: Baby, please! I am not from Havana.
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 22, 2010 at 04:14 PM
Is das nicht der schnitzel hugen
Ja das ist der schnitzel hugen
Schnitzel hugen
burpen belchen
farten grossen
Ja, ja, ja, ja.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 22, 2010 at 04:28 PM
I pinched off a larger-than-average schnitzel myself earlier.
Posted by: MAC | September 22, 2010 at 04:36 PM
*snork* @ loudmouth
John Jacob Jeez-yer-schnitzel's HUGE
(his name is my name, too!)
Whenever he goes out
The bloglettes always shout:
'There goes John Jacob JEEZ! Yer-Schnitzel's HUGE!!!
(dah-da-da-da-da-da-da)
Posted by: sandy | September 22, 2010 at 04:36 PM
Hey, I got your larger than average schnitzel right here.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 22, 2010 at 06:08 PM
Ist das nicht ein pair of pants?
Ja das ist ein pair of pants.
Ist das underwear from France?
Ja dat's underwear from France.
Pair of pants, shorts from France
Otto's gut, Otto's butt
Oh, du sch�ne
Oh, du sch�ne
Oh, du sch�ne
Schnitzelbank!
Posted by: Guin | September 22, 2010 at 08:00 PM
Don't have a cow, man.
Posted by: Ralph | September 22, 2010 at 08:42 PM
You do not tax .... Das Überschnitzel!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 22, 2010 at 10:41 PM
Off to Babelfish to translate "Tar and feathers; some assembly required" into German...
Posted by: Wes S. | September 23, 2010 at 12:15 AM
Sounds like a bad pickup line. "Hey baby, my schnitzel is so big it has its own tax."
Posted by: markhh | September 23, 2010 at 07:08 AM