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What a clown.
Posted by: Pannus | September 29, 2010 at 11:21 AM
Ouch! And I hope they cleaned the snake before he did that. You never know where it has slithered.
Posted by: Mary | September 29, 2010 at 11:29 AM
His girlfriend's name is Wang Mei.
Posted by: Larry Martell | September 29, 2010 at 11:29 AM
Beware of he who speaks with forked tongue.
Posted by: bonmot | September 29, 2010 at 11:38 AM
Get your feelthy hands off of my asp!
Posted by: Ralph | September 29, 2010 at 12:16 PM
Somebody get this guy a tissue, please.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 29, 2010 at 12:24 PM
Snake:
"Momma said there'd be days like this.
There'd be days like this, Momma said, Momma said."
Posted by: Hammond Rye | September 29, 2010 at 12:33 PM
This was the second time he did it using the same snake. The first time he did it, the snake was red.
Posted by: Spokane Steve | September 29, 2010 at 12:36 PM
Favorite pick up line: "Hey! Pull my snake!"
Posted by: Siouxie, cracking whip | September 29, 2010 at 12:48 PM
Looks like a green fang for his girlfriend Wang
Posted by: Theresa | September 29, 2010 at 01:01 PM
Hasn't he ever heard of Sinex?
Posted by: oldfatguy | September 29, 2010 at 01:59 PM
Hope he pulls that out when kissing her...
Posted by: kibby F5 | September 29, 2010 at 04:13 PM
The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 29, 2010 at 09:38 PM
That's sssssssssssssnot funny. It's more, I dunno, funky I guess.
Oh, and what a booger!
Posted by: danceswithvowels | September 29, 2010 at 10:29 PM
Hats off to him!!He has made his country proud.
Posted by: Natura Cleanse | September 30, 2010 at 08:01 AM