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Sorry, this just boggles the mind too much. A judge?? from Intercourse PA???? acorns?? condoms.
ohhhh my head.
Posted by: oldfatguy | September 29, 2010 at 05:06 PM
*Hands ofg a bottle of Chilledrin™*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 29, 2010 at 05:23 PM
Well, clearly they were intended to curtail the squirrel population.
Posted by: Diva | September 29, 2010 at 05:27 PM
Nuts is nuts.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 29, 2010 at 05:34 PM
That's gotta hurt.
Posted by: Her Holiness, Virgin Mary Siouxie | September 29, 2010 at 05:39 PM
ooopsie
Posted by: Siouxie | September 29, 2010 at 05:39 PM
From tiny acorns do mighty oaks grow.
Posted by: bonmot | September 29, 2010 at 05:40 PM
What's the big deal? The judge just used condoms so he wouldn't spill his seeds.
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | September 29, 2010 at 05:44 PM
He had condoms tucked inside his nuts? Did he learn that in prison?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 29, 2010 at 05:45 PM
wait, how did he get a condom in an acorn? and why didn't he pass them out to the men?
Posted by: veee | September 29, 2010 at 05:47 PM
Because men already have a sack full of nuts.
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | September 29, 2010 at 05:54 PM
I can't describe crazy, but I know it when I see it.
Posted by: Punkin | September 29, 2010 at 05:54 PM
MOM! Veee broke the blog again!!!!
*so dizzy*
Posted by: Punkin | September 29, 2010 at 05:55 PM
A bit more detail, please. Did this take place in north or south Intercourse?
Posted by: OC Dolphin | September 29, 2010 at 05:57 PM
awe, crap!
Posted by: veee | September 29, 2010 at 06:06 PM
or should I say, NUTS!!!!!!!!
Posted by: veee | September 29, 2010 at 06:09 PM
veeee!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | September 29, 2010 at 06:13 PM
I'm okay with leaning right.
Posted by: OC Dolphin | September 29, 2010 at 06:16 PM
PREVIEW is
yourfriend. Really ;PPosted by: Siouxie | September 29, 2010 at 06:16 PM
If the acorns got planted would they grow into a rubber tree?
Posted by: EyeGore | September 29, 2010 at 06:19 PM
Some poor squirrel is gonna take that acorn home and be in for a surprise. Maybe he'll make a teeny rubber suit out of it so he doesn't get zapped by power lines anymore.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 29, 2010 at 06:21 PM
How does one hide a condom inside an acorn, exactly?
Posted by: OC Dolphin | September 29, 2010 at 06:23 PM
ohhhhhhhh...thanks siouxie, thanks annie for fixing board
Posted by: veee | September 29, 2010 at 06:25 PM
The judge must use really small condoms.....I wonder if the crime is a misdeweanor.
Posted by: EyeGore | September 29, 2010 at 06:36 PM
Is that an acorn in your pocket or are you just nuts?
Posted by: Alyzabeth | September 29, 2010 at 07:05 PM
The prosecution is going to have to prove that the acorns were hazardous.
To squirrels?
Posted by: Ralph | September 29, 2010 at 07:09 PM
*blames the squirrels*
GOTTA be small condoms.
Posted by: kibby F5 | September 29, 2010 at 07:17 PM
Is "disorderly conduct" police code for "dude, that's just weird, we're gonna cuff you now"?
Posted by: Just Some Guy | September 29, 2010 at 07:46 PM
The story cited does little to answer many questions. But it does highlight BAD journalism: A judge is not jurist. A jurist is a person on a jury. A judge is not
part of the jury, he or she is the judge!
A more insightful version is here
Key quote: Police say Stoltzfus, who lives and works in Intercourse, told them it was just a joke.
So thats what judges do when not in the courtroom--
livng and working in Intercourse?
Posted by: funny man | September 29, 2010 at 09:04 PM
This the part where the Tonight Show and Late Night monologue joke writers give thanks for the bounty they have received.
Posted by: Marc | September 29, 2010 at 09:04 PM
Makes sense to me... from acorns grow mights oaks, and everyone knos that oaks are hard wood....
Posted by: a different dave | September 29, 2010 at 10:02 PM
Jimmy cap that 'corn.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 29, 2010 at 10:11 PM
Or - Jimmy capped 'corn. I don't care. Sounds better.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 29, 2010 at 10:13 PM
Did you know that it is only 290 miles from Intercourse to Norfolk?
I believe that I just had a Saturday Night Live flashback to that skit, circa 1978. Does that qualify as my Senior Moment for the day?
Anyway, I'm PirateBoy and you're not.
(Falls off chair)
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 30, 2010 at 01:17 AM
Just what would the squirrels say as they bit into an acorn and found a condom?
Posted by: Theresa | September 30, 2010 at 08:45 AM
^ "tastes alittle rubbery"
Posted by: rocky | September 30, 2010 at 08:54 AM
There was a crossroads/town near where we used to live. It was called "Climax KY". I always wondered if the same people founded both towns.
Fun people.
Posted by: Steve | September 30, 2010 at 09:00 AM
Pennsylvania is challenging Florida as the 'weird news' state lately.
Posted by: Tinkerbell | September 30, 2010 at 09:12 AM
I used to testify regularly in front of a judge who always had a large glass of water on his desk. Only me, his clerk and the court reporter were aware that the "water" was vodka. His decisions prior to noon were OK, but in the afternoons, pretty much anything could happen.
He was finally dismissed when a sheriff found him in a "compromising" position on his desk with a secretary.
Ahhh...the old days....good times...good times...
Posted by: Afkat | September 30, 2010 at 09:43 AM
A judge is too a jurist. Hmmph.
Posted by: nannie | September 30, 2010 at 01:55 PM
Make Intercourse Safe !
Posted by: Sologubov | September 30, 2010 at 10:07 PM
A judge is a jurist. A jury member is a juror.
Posted by: AlanBoss | October 01, 2010 at 12:55 AM