APOCALYPSE UPDATE
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September 29, 2010
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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Some days I am really, really glad that my career took me away from the public library world.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 29, 2010 at 05:07 PM
*shhhhhhhhhhh*
Posted by: Her Holiness, Virgin Mary Siouxie | September 29, 2010 at 05:36 PM
The clapp thru Jesus out?
I thought it was supposed to be the other way around.
Posted by: Punkin | September 29, 2010 at 05:58 PM
... the gift that keeps on giving ...
Posted by: kibby F5 | September 29, 2010 at 07:14 PM
He? That's a he?
Okey dokey.
*check please*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 29, 2010 at 07:41 PM
The THIRD???
Posted by: Peg Leg Pete | September 29, 2010 at 08:07 PM
He died on the cross-dresser.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 29, 2010 at 09:58 PM
So all the other Patrick Johnsons are Democrats? I did not know that.
Posted by: KJP | September 29, 2010 at 11:18 PM
This is the same Lord Jesus Christ who was recently run down by a car: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37015837/
Posted by: stev0 | September 30, 2010 at 12:16 AM
With apologies to the writers of Jesus Christ Superstar:
And so this girl (?) is under arrest?
What for this time?
Was she overdressed?
We turn to tomes to sentence Nazareth.
We have no law to make him wear that dress.
We need him identified,
It's all you have to do.
We need him identified,
It's all you have to do.
So you are the Christ,
Yes the great Jesus Christ?
Prove to me that you're divine,
Pay my library overdue fine.
If you do that for me,
You'll get a lawyer for free.
Get out, you confused patron,
Get outta my library!
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 30, 2010 at 12:59 AM
*Bows to PirateBoy*
We're not worthy.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | September 30, 2010 at 01:32 AM
*Also bows to PB*
OWW!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 30, 2010 at 08:12 AM
Siouxie's a virgin?
Posted by: wiredog | September 30, 2010 at 08:24 AM
He doesn't look anything like my toast.
Posted by: Steve | September 30, 2010 at 09:12 AM
Good one, PB!!!
@wiredog - not exactly.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 30, 2010 at 11:32 AM