AND THE SO-CALLED 'DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE' DOES NOTHING
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Doesn't she have to read one first?
Posted by: padraig | September 29, 2010 at 04:49 PM
She tweeted earlier this year that she read her first book. New sources indicate the book was Nicholas Sparks "Dear John" -- although I didn't verify the spelling of the author or whether or not the author is admitting creating the book Snooki read.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 29, 2010 at 05:01 PM
I pity the poor ghostwriter. Is it Dave?
Posted by: Elon | September 29, 2010 at 05:14 PM
The apocalypse is so here, yo.
Posted by: Not Snookie | September 29, 2010 at 05:26 PM
Myabe someone can read it to her someday.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 29, 2010 at 05:27 PM
Myabe it's a picture book ;P
Posted by: Siouxie | September 29, 2010 at 05:32 PM
It takes a lot of paper to write a book with crayolas.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 29, 2010 at 05:38 PM
especially those really BIG crayolas.....
Posted by: queensbee | September 29, 2010 at 05:51 PM
Chapta won:
See Snooki. See Snooki drink. See Snooki fall.
Posted by: Punkin | September 29, 2010 at 05:57 PM
Dave should write a book, not Snooki.
Maybe if we all just ignore her, she'll go away.
What does Snooki put behind her ears to attract men?
Her legs!
Posted by: bonmot | September 29, 2010 at 06:00 PM
Just a sad statement about our real reality. This person could poop into a folded napkin and people would $uy it. Just sad.
Posted by: OC Dolphin | September 29, 2010 at 06:07 PM
Dave, you forgot to put novel in quotes. *eyeroll*
Anyone who hangs out with a person who goes by the moniker "The Situation" (which WBAGNF nothing!!!) is not worth my time.
Posted by: Diva | September 29, 2010 at 06:12 PM
Is it a pop-up book? Maybe it will be nominated for a Pee-yew-lizter.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 29, 2010 at 06:25 PM
Hasn't it been fifteen minutes yet?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 29, 2010 at 06:29 PM
*SNORK* @ Annie
Posted by: Diva | September 29, 2010 at 06:32 PM
I still can't get past, "Snooki’s first foyer into the literary world..." Is she pretending to be an author or an architect?
Posted by: Mike Marsh | September 29, 2010 at 06:52 PM
... she CAN read?
Posted by: kibby F5 | September 29, 2010 at 07:08 PM
That hasn't been established Kibby. She claims to have read two books.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 29, 2010 at 07:46 PM
That brain? Writing? That's novel.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 29, 2010 at 10:07 PM
Will this make her eligible to join the RBR's?
Posted by: nursecindy | September 30, 2010 at 12:21 AM
Good question, cindy!
Ask Mr. Language Person.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 30, 2010 at 07:39 AM
the question is - who wants to read said book?? their 15 minutes is definitely up.
Posted by: queensbee | September 30, 2010 at 07:59 AM
Jeff and cindy, if that were to come to pass, I would demand a refund in advance.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 30, 2010 at 08:04 AM
I've never used the phrase "my fans", with good cause. One has to wonder about the ego involved.
However, introspection is probably not her finest point. I believe her finest point is under her wig.
Posted by: Steve | September 30, 2010 at 09:07 AM
I can't help it. I look at these articles and ones about Paris and Lindsay Lohan. It's kind of like watching a train wreck. You don't want to see it, but you can't turn away. You have to see what happens next.
Posted by: Joe Doakes | September 30, 2010 at 01:57 PM
mike: my question exactly. what kind of writer doesn't correct that kind of egregious error after DAYS of (presumably) knowing it's wrong? doesn't he or she have an editor? sigh. and THIS is the world of information that newspapers are being given up in favor of...
Posted by: judi the barberho | October 04, 2010 at 12:47 PM