ADVISORY TO GUESTS AT THE VDARA HOTEL

Beware.

Key excerpt: Then he smelled an odor, and realized it was coming from his head...

Comments

[wiredog]

Send it to Washington!

We can use it on the stinkbugs.

[Not My Usual Alias]

Cooking a lawyer might be a design improvement, not a design flaw.

[bonmot]

Careful . . .

[sandy]

They should launch a new ad campaign:

'Come Back to Vdara - Our Death Ray Wasn't Shooting at You'

[Braniff]

Does it also melt all the silicone inside the guests?

[OC Dolphin]

Nice one Dave. Beat me to the punch.

[nursecindy]

Ixnay the ommentscay on awyerslay. We have one on the blog. Call me crazy but when I have a window that gets too much sun in the afternoon I pull the curtains shut. Have they thought about curtains, shutters, or a rope closing that area off during the peak death ray hours?

[Diva]

Meh. cindy, any lawyer's used to the jokes. :)

[Loudmouth]

Can you feel that death ray singe,
That sunny burn is your hair
The heat fries your feet,
On the sunny side of the street.

[Hammond Rye]

The souls of millions of crisped ants are laughing right now.

[Meanie the Blue]

Should be happening HERE.

[bonmot]

A sunnier hotel than most,
Vdara makes quite a good host.
Unless you go lay
under the death ray.
Cuz then it'll turn you to toast.

[sandy]

*snork* @ hammy's crisped ants!
(now where'd i leave that magnifying glass...?)

[Jeff Meyerson]

"I was effectively being cooked," Pintas said. "I started running as fast as I could without looking like a lunatic."

Geezer Alert: that made me think of this song.

The relevant lyrics:

The boys in the jungle had me on the run
When somethin' heavy hit me like an atomic bomb
When I woke up and my head started to clear
I had a strange feeling I was with cooking gear
I smelled something cooking and I looked to see
That's when I found out they was-a cooking me!

Great goo-ga-moo-ga! Lemme outta here!

/end geezer alert

[Steve Haller]

Wait a minute, his bag melted?? WTFBBQ??

[Siouxie]

LOL Hammie!

[Alyzabeth]

Gee, you would think that if only for the comfort of their paying guests they would PUT UP A WARNING SIGN.

[bonmot]

Hey, it could have been this hotel.

[SW]

I saw an accountant by the pool. She was cooking the books.

[Martini Shark]

What hottens in 'Vegas, saute's in 'Vegas.

[Loudmouth]

Vegas Hotties in a sssssmokin' bikinis. Please.

[EB]

No wonder my son, who lived in Vegas 5 years, called it "the skillet"

[Wes S.]

Suddenly, sending politicians, bureaucrats and lobbyists to Vegas is starting to look like a good idea...

[Steve]

I hear it is THE SPOT to meet hot women.

[Wolfsong]

You mean I didn't have to torture myself for decades over the guilt I felt about the ants and magnifying glass?? Everybody does it????

What a maroon.....*sigh*

[Ralph]

So Pintas was a furry with a singe on the top?