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August 18, 2010


Deputies arrest man in banana costume with shotgun

Key Very Surprising Quotation: "All we know is he was drinking earlier in the day."

(Thanks to Ralph)


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I hope they read him his Carmen Miranda rights.

I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitresses.

"We believe he was yelling something or other about white supremacy..."
In a banana costume? Drunk?


Is that a shotgun in your banana, or....aaahhh fuggedabouddit.

How do you expose yourself in a banana costume? Methinks the police slipped up on this one.

Chiquita and he obviously split.

"Anthony Marks Maybury, 21, was arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment."

It's illegal to investigate reckless endangerment?

And I know it's a policy that we don't make fun, etc., etc., which is why I didn't notice Clallam County Sheriff's Sgt. Randy Pieper.

To quote Sigmund Freud....sometimes a banana is just a banana...

Or maybe he was talking about cigars...whatever...

The only statement he would make is:
I'm a Chiquita banana
and I'm here to say,
I'm the drunkest banana
in Port Angeles today.

So that is what happen when bananas go bad. I thought they went mushy, but nope, they brandish a shot gun. Good to know.

Makes sense, I suppose. Banana's the only white fruit, right?

"[Kohnert] couldn't really tell us why he was in the costume."

Why? You have to ask WHY? The answer, of course, is: Why not?

Bad things happen when white supremacist fruit turns brown.

If he's a white supremacist he must be a Banana Republican.

"They call me...Slick."

He was "in a banana costume and a friend".
Must have been terribly uncomfortable!

Because nothing screams "White Supremacy" as much as a banana suit.

Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

so bananas are more and more dangerous.... if they sharpen them, they could hurtcha.

Well I was going to try to come up with a good comment but you guys did it. ha. Only thing working in my brain right now is time flies like an arrow but fruitflies like a banaananana. and that don't really fit.
I can see what kind of day this will be.

baaanaaaanaahhhh fone....

I'd say something funny too but I gotta split.

It's peanut butter shotgun time!
Where ya at? Where ya at? Where ya at?

This guy's making all people wearing banana costumes with shotguns look bad.

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