WHAT YOU ABSOLUTELY DO NOT WANT TO DO FIRST THING MONDAY MORNING, OR FOR THAT MATTER EVER...

...is click here.

Seriously.

(Thanks to Pat Myers)

Comments

[MOTW]

Dang it ... site is blocked. Someone care to describe, peez?

[Steve]

I may be wrong, but I feel that the women interested in this service are the same ones my wife ran into at a breast-feeding group. Some were still feeding "snacks" to their school-aged children.
I'm certain those kids are in therapy now.

[billinbossier]

Well, you tried to warn us.

[Jeff Meyerson]

MOTW, you do NOT want to know.

It's describing this woman's "placenta service."

[Jeff Meyerson]

If you do want to know (WARNING - ick factor involved):

My basic placenta services package includes:

~ Placenta Encapsulation ~
~ Placenta Tincture ~
~ Placenta Prints ~
~ Umbilical Heart or Spiral Keepsake ~
~ Complete Information on Usage and Dosing ~
~ Phone and Email Support for Hospital Placenta Release ~

[MOTW]

ahem, erm - tnx, Jeff. >smooch< My blog-knight hath spared my delicate demeanor.

[Allen at Division]

Gaaaaah. (I'd say "Ack!", but Cathy is no more...)

[frodolives]

"Large Placenta Prints ~ Suitable for framing"

Kind of sells itself, doesn't it?

[MOTW]

Thanks for the details, Jeff. I thought 'service' would be flush, new filter, and oil. 20-pt lube extra.

[bonmot]

The worst part of the whole child-birthing experience was getting the wife to eat the after-birth.

NEW! Placenta Helper! Comes in four great flavors!

People asked us if we were going to film the delivery.

I said, "We filmed the conception; isn't that enough?"

[Annie Where-but-here]

Lots of animals eat it, for a bunch of logical but gross reasons. Frame it? Not so much.

[Betsy]

Wait...she offers additional "alternative" services too???

I'm trying to imagine what those might be, but my brain keeps crashing.

[NotSherly]

You've got to admire someone who can make a living selling you something that you created and spent nine months dying to get rid of.

[Annie Where-but-here]

No. I do not.

[oneblankspace]

Remember this tag?

http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/do_not_click_this_link/

[Coconuts]

Booger... oh wait, it IS like booger yuck

[tj]

Hmm, Umbilical heart or spiral keepsake. Yessiree that's just what I've been looking for to hang on the rear view mirror in my pickup truck!
This person gets an A for entrepreneurship, but a whopping F- in reality check!

[Siouxie]

Um...ok...ewww.

[nursecindy]

I miss the good old days working in the delivery room when we just slapped them into a bucket and then sold them to shampoo companies.

[Loudmouth]

Encapsulation? One-A-Day. Have to keep having kids to get a new supply (someone might share, Arrrrgh).

[Horace LaBadie]

What kind of wine goes with afterbirth?

[Ralph]

Yum!

[Phill McAvity]

H LaB, it's obvious isn't it? Some fava beans and a nice bottle of chiante. FFffffff.