'WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF POWER! QUICK, DRINK THIS BEER!'
Urine-powered fuel cells.
(Thanks to bonmot)
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Climbing the bladder of success.
Posted by: bonmot | August 27, 2010 at 02:11 PM
Besides beer, tea and water would be good but not as much fun.
Posted by: Theresa | August 27, 2010 at 02:14 PM
Passenger: Nice car. Who designed the engine?
Driver: Rong Lan.
Passenger: It's ok. This is the carpool lane, and there's two of us so it's ok. So tell me, who designed the engine and what does it run on?
Driver: Urine... Rong Lan.
Passenger: Dude, if I'm in the wrong lane, you must be in the wrong lane too.
Driver: #1 Rong Lan.
Passenger: #1 is the right lane, trust me...except I think we just ran outta gas.
Driver: Urine trouble.
Passenger: Me? What about you? Why is this my fault? Quick, pull over to the emergency lane. Can you call a friend to pick us up?
Driver: Rong Lan.
Passenger: What is your problem? Everyone knows you pull into the emergency lane when you break down. Oh, my god, are you peeing into the gas tank? Where the hell did you get that idea?
Driver: Rong Lan.
Passenger: More like wrong planet for you, dude. See ya, I'm walking.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 27, 2010 at 02:45 PM
wow, Annie: Watt University did you go to?
Watt?
Posted by: trustf8 | August 27, 2010 at 02:56 PM
oh, & Prof. Poos will be the first speaker about the new 'Double P batteries', so...
Poos' on first.
;)
Posted by: trustf8 | August 27, 2010 at 02:59 PM
'Coupla Coors L!tes could fuel the Indy 500. Now that's a beer you only rent.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 27, 2010 at 03:10 PM
This is old news, but here's an alternative.
Posted by: Ralph | August 27, 2010 at 03:16 PM
Are you taking the piss?
Posted by: bonmot | August 27, 2010 at 04:00 PM
Hence Mr. Scott's well-publicized drinking problem.
Posted by: Clankie | August 27, 2010 at 04:05 PM
Joe-Bob, looky there - some cityfolk in one a dem newfangled cars is siphonin' our outhouse.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 27, 2010 at 04:53 PM
*sings*
Urine to money
Urine to money
Now there's a better way
To piss your life away
Posted by: Alyzabeth | August 27, 2010 at 05:47 PM
Urea! It works!
Posted by: bonmot | August 27, 2010 at 05:58 PM
Somebody's leaking a trade secret.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 27, 2010 at 08:45 PM
Good way to slash your fuel bill!
Posted by: Petros | August 28, 2010 at 08:35 AM