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Yard sale shopper clobbers another with a cornbread pan in Sonora

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and DavCat)

Comments

[Punkin]

This is why women have sharp fingernails...we don't need no stinking cornbread pan! (But if we want the cornbread pan, you better get the EFF outta our way!!)

[bonmot]

Don't get between a septuagenarian and his cornbread.

[WriterDude]

I thought yard sale-ing was only a women's contact sport.

[Siouxie]

You'll get my cornbread when you pry it out of my cold, yet greasy, hands.

[mudstuffin]

"I thought yard sale-ing was only a women's contact sport."

nah. i'm pretty good at it. once bought a golf bag for $2.00 that had $3.76 in change in a pocket.

[Steve]

I've got one of those cornbread pans. It would, in my opinion, easily deflect most handgun bullets. Scoff if you like but, yes, I would take a cornbread pan to a fight.

[Punkin]

Steve - don't forget your can of Pam & a lighter.

No-stick cornbread AND a decent flamethrower.

[Coconuts]

Don't mess with the cast iron cornbread pan. The burning question is really, "Sugar, or no sugar." Discuss...

[Steve]

No sugar. That's a Northern thing. Southerners put the sugar in virtually everything else that's edible.

[nursecindy]

Definitely NO sugar, Coconuts. There's nothing worse, imho, than sweet cornbread.

[Ralph]

I don't understand -- why was he walking TO the yard sale with a cornbread pan?

A lot of yard sales advertise "No early birds" to stop pickers from waking them up at 6 a.m. It doesn't always work, so they are starting to say "Early birds pay double."

[ScottMGS]

nc - sweet tea is worse. Ugh.