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Heavy Drinkers Outlive Nondrinkers, Study Finds

(Thanks to Chuck Cody, akubbs and Jack Brown)

Comments

[Bluto]

"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."

[Punkin]

Oh man...I've really gotta step it up. *hic*

[Layzeeboy]

So, when I go to the bar after work I'm actually going to work out? Cool.

[bonmot]

Hey, if I didn't have the shakes I wouldn't get any exercise at all!

[Siouxie]

I'll drink to that!

hic

[Coconuts]

And, of course, led by a researcher at the University of Texas at Austin.

"Hook em, Horns!"

Or, as they say on Sixth Street, "Hiccup Horns!"

[Cheesewiz]

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

[Steve]

I don't understand. The death rate is the same as it's always been-one each.

[Loudmouth]

One Bourbon,
One Scotch,
One Beer.

The new circuit training.

[Will]

"We have this paper detailing a study conducted by all the members of the Fraterninty....er... a large body of scientists that heavy drinking is good for you.... or better for you than non-drinking... or something like that... After we have drunk all the... I mean finished summarizing our data, we'll move onto the next study.. which we hope to find that having sex with more than one woman each night is just as good as a trust fund."