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Woah... Them;s looooww, fliers.
Posted by: Tash | August 28, 2010 at 03:46 PM
If you're flying low enough to kill a chicken then you're flying too low. I don't even want to know what happened to the cows.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 28, 2010 at 04:22 PM
It's a stampede! Circle the wagons!
Chickens are really stupid; they all surrender to panic when they think le ciel is falling.
Posted by: Ralph | August 28, 2010 at 04:38 PM
They're coming!
Posted by: Coconuts | August 28, 2010 at 04:52 PM
nc -- was gonna add the line about the cows but.... was ducking (or clucking?)
Posted by: Tash | August 28, 2010 at 05:47 PM
J'ait clucquaint.
Posted by: Tash | August 28, 2010 at 05:50 PM
Military noise pollution. At least make it worthwhile and blow something up.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 28, 2010 at 07:04 PM
They didn't die they just surrendered.
Posted by: Hey Zeus | August 28, 2010 at 08:46 PM
Top Hen?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 28, 2010 at 09:34 PM
Pullet surprise in that story.
Posted by: bonmot | August 28, 2010 at 11:50 PM
The French military frightened something ?
Posted by: Clankie | August 29, 2010 at 02:12 PM
I used to keep chickens and ducks very near the end of the runway of Seymour-Johnson Air Force Base. KC-135s make a whole lot of noise when they take off. None of my chickens or ducks ever complained about it. I call bogus on this report.
Posted by: ken in sc | August 30, 2010 at 09:18 PM