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You got your goose-torcher, you got your psychic female-sexual-organ tree... Otherwise not much happening in Phuket.
(Thanks to Carlton Banks)
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Well Phuket! Not to mention the Singaporean Ho. Quite the happening place.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 24, 2010 at 03:35 PM
A tree shaped like a vulvazela? Phuket!
Posted by: trustf8 | August 24, 2010 at 03:46 PM
I'm so thankful I didn't see the goose-torcher when I was in Phuket.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 24, 2010 at 04:17 PM
Phuket if they can't take a joke, joke it they can't take a Phuket.
Duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE, it's a flaming GOOSE.
I don't know, the old kids game came back to me and now it's stuck in my head and I see this one eyed, clawed, long tailed flaming goose chasing some kid around the circle. Had to share the nostalgia, painful though it may be.
Posted by: Annie in Texas | August 24, 2010 at 05:27 PM
Way to go, Phukets! Giving that tree a 'reputation'.
Posted by: Alyzabeth | August 24, 2010 at 07:23 PM
You torch a goose to burn off the pin feathers.
And the answer to "What's a henway?" is of course, "About four pounds."
(Sorry about leaving that hanging. I thought I'd get to answer it this a.m. but I got asked at the last minute to depositionize a witness in a big leaky building case we've got going on.)
Posted by: bonmot | August 24, 2010 at 08:17 PM
bonmot, depositionizing a witness in a big leaky building sounds dangerous. What position were they in that required you depositioning them?
Posted by: nursecindy | August 24, 2010 at 08:33 PM
There is very little leakage during The Variant Yawning Kama Sutra Position
Annie told me.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 24, 2010 at 08:53 PM
And no one has mentioned "lucky nuts?"
Posted by: Tom | August 24, 2010 at 09:16 PM
If you get to Phuket you get lucky nuts?
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 24, 2010 at 09:24 PM
nc -- liable.
Posted by: bonmot | August 24, 2010 at 10:10 PM
"Fist-sized sparkling lump" WBAGNF Snooki.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 24, 2010 at 10:27 PM
You got mojo filter you got spinal clacker you got hair down below yo knees deposition Snooki and you'll get a disease.... come together right now
over me...
Posted by: Joe but since this is naughty not the one in Japan probably | August 25, 2010 at 08:01 AM
No way am I clicking on a link that includes "phuket" and "queernews"
NTTAWT.
Posted by: wiredog | August 25, 2010 at 08:18 AM
So what does the "P" in "P Pizza House" stand for?
ANd why didn't they include a photo of the tree?
Did they think men would get too excited or women
upset?
I tell ya, Journalism is a dying business.
Posted by: funnyman | August 25, 2010 at 01:03 PM
Sounds like the tree could give you a woody.
Posted by: bonmot | August 25, 2010 at 01:42 PM
But why isn't the key quote: "Singaporean Ho fails quest for ‘lucky nuts’"??
Posted by: andrew | August 26, 2010 at 03:41 AM