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that's frahhhnkenschtein....
Posted by: queensbee | August 30, 2010 at 07:53 AM
Life like box chocolate. Never know what going get. Fire, bad!
Posted by: KJP | August 30, 2010 at 08:02 AM
That's just monstrous.
Posted by: Steve | August 30, 2010 at 08:18 AM
Definitely a former mullet man.
Can't wait for the police brutality suit: "Hey they let me smash my face into the partition."
Posted by: Cheesewiz | August 30, 2010 at 08:37 AM
Cheesewiz, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if he didn't sue saying that they should have kept him from hurting himself because he was intoxicated and could not care for himself. While working at the jail I had an inmate that wanted to sue the K-9 unit because it had bitten him. On the back of his leg. I asked him how the dog had done that, instead of admitting he was running away from the police he tried to tell me the dog wrapped it's head around his leg, while he was standing there minding his own business, and had bitten him. He lost his case after I testified about the location of the bite.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 30, 2010 at 08:50 AM
Blucher!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | August 30, 2010 at 08:56 AM
Puttin' on the Ritz!
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | August 30, 2010 at 09:03 AM
*Did not know one could kick the windows out of a police cruiser*
Posted by: NotSherly | August 30, 2010 at 09:15 AM
Police charged him but had a doctor examine him because of his abby normal behavior.
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 30, 2010 at 09:17 AM
Forrest V. Frankenstein?
I bet the V is for victim.
Posted by: Punkin | August 30, 2010 at 09:41 AM
Deputies moved Frankenstein to another vehicle where he repeatedly banged his face into the partition, injuring himself.
♪ 'He did the Mash!'
Posted by: trustf8 | August 30, 2010 at 09:47 AM
*Makes espresso for the blogsters*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 30, 2010 at 09:49 AM
*pssshhhhht*
*sip* *sip*
Ahhhhh.... thanks Meanie.
Now, as for FVF-2, you can't blame him for the name, it was imposed upon him. But the mullet was a choice.
Posted by: padraig | August 30, 2010 at 10:00 AM
They had to use lightning rods to fire up the original Frankenstein. Fortunately, police in the modern era have Tasers...
Posted by: Wes S. | August 30, 2010 at 10:14 AM
There wolf . . .
Posted by: bonmot | August 30, 2010 at 10:24 AM
did they read him his rights, "talking....bad!...lawyer....good!"
Posted by: insomniac | August 30, 2010 at 10:24 AM
Couldn't be him, bonmot - his hair is not 'perfect'.
Posted by: trustf8 | August 30, 2010 at 10:35 AM
The police should have administered a sedagive.
Posted by: random thunking | August 30, 2010 at 10:47 AM
He's certainly got the Frankenstein forhead.
Posted by: Alyzabeth | August 30, 2010 at 11:28 AM
That most people would spell with an 'e' in it, but I like to change it up a bit.
Posted by: Alyzabeth | August 30, 2010 at 11:29 AM
You mean like "Alyzabeth"?
Posted by: bonmot | August 30, 2010 at 02:04 PM
Put. The candle. Back.
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | August 30, 2010 at 04:44 PM
Exactly, Bonmoot.
Posted by: Alyzabeth | August 30, 2010 at 05:50 PM
He vas my BOYFRIEND!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2010 at 06:42 PM
Siouxie vat voman vouldn't vant to be 'The Bride of Frankenstein'?
Posted by: trustf8 | August 30, 2010 at 07:01 PM
alyzbeth..i would had said he had a frankhead forstein... jus' sayin'
Posted by: rick the ick | August 30, 2010 at 07:38 PM
Dr. Frankenstein: Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. F: Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal
Posted by: Marc | August 30, 2010 at 08:18 PM
According to Hamilton County Sheriff’s deputies, Frankenstein, of Hamilton, was intoxicated when he approached them and threatened multiple times to kill them, stating, “If I had a knife I would stab you.”
Sounds like a good name for a Toby Keith song.
Posted by: Chris S. | August 30, 2010 at 09:09 PM
Darn, Marc. I thought I was going to get a chance to use the line.
He went to pieces in the patrol car. Sounds like the police have the case all sewed up.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 30, 2010 at 09:33 PM
If you recall your Shelley, you may remember Dr Frankie's first name was Victor.
Posted by: oneblankspace | August 31, 2010 at 01:57 PM