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Posted by: Lairbo | August 31, 2010 at 09:41 AM
No, Sister Bertrille. We serve the Lord here.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 31, 2010 at 09:45 AM
go sisters!
Posted by: queensbee | August 31, 2010 at 09:56 AM
You have to love Sister James Dolores.
Cowabunga!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 31, 2010 at 09:57 AM
You've got to hand it to them for coming up with an idea such as this. A surfing nun invitational.
Posted by: Theresa | August 31, 2010 at 10:01 AM
Holy COW!
*grabs sunscreen & dives into handbasket*
Posted by: trustf8 | August 31, 2010 at 10:05 AM
You sure that's not Tommy Lasorda in a habit?
Posted by: bonmot | August 31, 2010 at 10:09 AM
Next fundraising idea, Beach Blanket Bingo!
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | August 31, 2010 at 10:24 AM
*snork* @ horace.
Posted by: bonmot | August 31, 2010 at 10:28 AM
The really good ones don't need a board...
Posted by: Lairbo | August 31, 2010 at 10:28 AM
I was educated by the good sisters of the IHM and the only "boards" they had back then were the ones they smacked our asses with.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 31, 2010 at 11:00 AM
Same here, Layzee.
*Idly waits for one of our brilliant lyricists to come up with a "Surfing USA" parody*
COWANUNGA!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2010 at 11:05 AM
Hope they invited this contestant.
Posted by: Coconuts | August 31, 2010 at 11:30 AM
and it's the yard stick (edge side)for the fallen surfers.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | August 31, 2010 at 11:50 AM
Let's go surfin' now
All the nuns are learnin' how
C'mon spread theology
Early in the morning we'll be startin' out
Some nuns they will coming along
We're loadin' up the church bus
With our rosaries
And headin' out confessing our wrongs
Come on (surfing) baby surf with me (surfin' safari)
Hang ten for the Holy See
Come on (surfing) baby surf with me (surfin' safari)
Hang ten for the Holy See
Let's go surfin' now
All the nuns are learnin' how
C'mon spread theology
At Immaculata and at St. Pat's
They're instilling fear
Some priests they might be shootin' a curl
They're walkin' on the water
In the name of God
'Cause God knows they're just not into girls
Come on (surfing) baby surf with me (surfin' safari)
Hang ten for the Holy See
Come on (surfing) baby surf with me (surfin' safari)
Hang ten for the Holy See
Let's go surfin' now
All the nuns are learnin' how
C'mon spread theology
Posted by: Lairbo (Who calls "shotgun" for handbasket) | August 31, 2010 at 12:16 PM
*snork* @ lairbo!!!
HA! coconuts: 'doo dah nuns' :)
Little surfer,
Surfer nun
(doo dah, doo dah)
Made my wood come all undone...
Posted by: trustf8 | August 31, 2010 at 12:23 PM
Good one, Lairbo!
Posted by: bonmot | August 31, 2010 at 12:28 PM
Oh, vow, man! Surf's way up!
*SNORK!@Lairdude*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 31, 2010 at 01:00 PM
Mass-ive!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 31, 2010 at 01:01 PM
Surfing Nuns. Perfect. If they fall off, they can walk home.
Posted by: Steve | August 31, 2010 at 01:19 PM
"I was like, totally in the green tube, dude. It was gnarly."
Posted by: bonmot | August 31, 2010 at 01:29 PM
Sacred Cowabunga!
Posted by: Lairbo | August 31, 2010 at 01:30 PM
YAYSNORK @ Lairbo!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2010 at 01:32 PM
Gidget Goes Communion
Posted by: Clankie | August 31, 2010 at 02:30 PM
Good for them! Go Sisters!
Posted by: nursecindy | August 31, 2010 at 05:45 PM
I think she looks more like Joe Biden than Tommy Lasorda.
Posted by: Steve | August 31, 2010 at 05:47 PM
That guy owes me money
Posted by: Hey Zeus | August 31, 2010 at 09:48 PM