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A Las Vegas man has filed a $38 quadrillion complaint against an Alpine attorney.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Comments

[Annie Where-but-here]

A hyphenated FIRST name? Somebody needs a time out.

[random thunking]

I'm not very good at all that mathy economics stuff, but that is more money than there is.

[nursecindy]

I don't think I've ever written a check for 38,000,000,000,000,000.00 before. If I did I'm almost sure it bounced like a superball on a trampoline in outer space.

[Siouxie]

It's ok random...they can always print more.

[LeDud]

Maybe the case will move to Zimbabwe:

Hyperinflation in Zimbabwe began in the early 2000s, shortly after Zimbabwe's confiscation of white-owned farmland and its repudiation of debts to the International Monetary Fund, and persisted through to 2009. Figures from November 2008 estimated Zimbabwe's annual inflation rate at 89.7 sextillion (1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) percent.[1] By December 2008, inflation was estimated at 6.5 quindecillion novemdecillion percent

[Vince]

Shumway....h-m-m-m....Shumway...h-m-m-m....whoa!

Dude!

ALF, is that you?

[Coconuts]

And he also told 'em to "GET OFF MY LAWN!"

[Emmett Flatus]

Wonder if he would settle for anything less.

[bonmot]

Ah yes, employing the age-old legal maxim of "ALL CAPS WINS THE DAY."

Like a nugget with shine,
deep in a Utah mine,
That's some ore, eh?

[Loudmouth]

Don't tell the congress that there is a number after trillion.

[frodolives]

Yeah, but it's billable hours, so...