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August 27, 2010

PLEASE APPROACH THE BENCH

Boob defense wants murder trial moved

(Thanks to Guin)

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Yes, I'm familiar with the boob defense.

Me: Honey, I'm headed out with the boys to drink and play cards

Wife: *shows a boob*

Me: ...um...wait, what was I saying?

Wife: You said you were getting ready to go get the Sex and the City movie from Redbox and grab a pint of Ben & Jerry's while you were out.

Me: ...um, ok

I thought that the Boob Defense was the reason that football has cheerleaders.

Maybe she could say she just really hated her name since all the guys teased her. Maybe she should have just thought of divorce?

What a boob!

She's asked for a change of venue because the media kept abreast of the story?

I think there are worse ways to be killed than by a Boob.

Key quote: "Now Blanarik said media coverage of the case has ballooned so much that the trial should be moved to another county."

Policy etc.

As if guys couldn't be Mirinda Boob than they already are.

Read all aboutit!

The trial should be moved - most local jurors will have prejugged the evidence. Whatever happened to "innocent until proven jiggly?"

"Her attorney, Ed Blanarik, did a Google search for her name on the Internet and got 17,400 hits."

Thanks, Ed - I'll use that the next time my wife catches me searching the net for p0rn - "Honey, I was just googling 'boob' to measure the pretrial publicity on a legal case in the news."

"Her attorney, Ed Blanarik, did a Google search for her name on the Internet and got 17,400 hits."

That's funny. I googled 'boob' and I got 17,400 tits.

Hell hath no fury like a Boob spurned. If she pleads insanity will they send her to the booby-hatch? If she put out a contract on her husband was it a Boob job?

Hell hath no fury like a Boob spurned. If she pleads insanity will they send her to the booby-hatch? If she put out a contract on her husband was it a Boob job?

Hey, don't blame me. I just tried to post, without any tags. It's all TypePoop.

SW broke the blog!!

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