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August 26, 2010


Cops: Man used his 1 call in jail to phone and threaten woman

(Thanks to Betsy, who says, "It doesn't sound like they're legally married, ladies, so we still have a chance.")


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I think I've met him before.

I had a telemarketer like that.

This guy needs a serious snip down under. I would like to volunteer to perform the minor surgery. And we can skip the anesthesia.

Who does this guy think he is, Mel Gibson?

a sicko creep.

'Owca was arrested Sunday evening after a woman told sheriff's police that he had come home drunk...'

So, once again, Owcahol was involved.

He is Mel Gibson. He thinks he's Gary Busey.

"Owca pleaded guilty to domestic battery on July 8 and was given a conditional discharge and 18 months probation."

but how far did the discharge travel? and was he leaning forward, standing at the edge of the nest? and what about the viscosity? - shoddy reporting.

*snork* @ mud, an expert witness for projectile poo.

When an officer arrived to question Owca, he took a fighting stance and told the officer, "I'm going to [expletive] you up!"

"I mean, hold my beer and then I expletive you up!"

I hope he goes to prison and some very large man tells him,"I'm going to [expletive] you up!" Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Excellent diagnosis, nursecindy. Wifebeaters and pedophiles are the lowest, especially in jail. Siouxie told me.

it's me again, Martha!


I got two words for ya, buddy - anger management. Then a little payback in prison, maybe??

By the looks of his mugshot, someone already mussed him up pretty good.

The story reminded me of a Charles Addams cartoon from decades back. It shows a seedy-looking man using the pay phone in a police station, with a cop standing right behind him. The cop, with a disgusted look on his face, is saying, "When I said you could make one phone call, I didn't mean another obscene call."

Neil G. Even better: "Honest yer honor, my gun accidentally shot him 7 times. Yes sir, I realize it only holds 6 bullets. Darndest thing I ever saw especially considering where he was hit." Then Annie could step in and do his surgery. Without anesthesia.

Owca pleaded guilty to domestic battery on July 8 and was given a conditional discharge and 18 months probation.

Our constitution at work, folks! WE REAAALLLLLY MEAN IT THIS TIME!!!!

He had enough bars (and bars) to make the call. "Can you hear me now B!+ch?"

For you Ray Stephens fans:

"It's me again, Margaret, are you naked? heh heh heh"

:::returns to geezer bus:::

Sorry Joe Mama, I missed your post beating me to the Ray Stephens punch.

I say let him out and get him all liquered up. He'll go back to the scene where instead of a tupperware party, have a Smith-Wesson party going with 15 women (preferably victims of domestic violence). Problem solved.

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