MR. SUAVE
(Thanks to Betsy, who says, "It doesn't sound like they're legally married, ladies, so we still have a chance.")
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(Thanks to Betsy, who says, "It doesn't sound like they're legally married, ladies, so we still have a chance.")
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I think I've met him before.
Posted by: Alyzabeth | August 26, 2010 at 02:12 PM
I had a telemarketer like that.
Posted by: MOTW | August 26, 2010 at 02:14 PM
This guy needs a serious snip down under. I would like to volunteer to perform the minor surgery. And we can skip the anesthesia.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 26, 2010 at 02:22 PM
Who does this guy think he is, Mel Gibson?
Posted by: KJP | August 26, 2010 at 02:40 PM
a sicko creep.
Posted by: queensbee | August 26, 2010 at 02:54 PM
'Owca was arrested Sunday evening after a woman told sheriff's police that he had come home drunk...'
So, once again, Owcahol was involved.
Posted by: trustf8 | August 26, 2010 at 02:54 PM
He is Mel Gibson. He thinks he's Gary Busey.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 26, 2010 at 02:56 PM
"Owca pleaded guilty to domestic battery on July 8 and was given a conditional discharge and 18 months probation."
but how far did the discharge travel? and was he leaning forward, standing at the edge of the nest? and what about the viscosity? - shoddy reporting.
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 26, 2010 at 02:57 PM
*snork* @ mud, an expert witness for projectile poo.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 26, 2010 at 03:03 PM
When an officer arrived to question Owca, he took a fighting stance and told the officer, "I'm going to [expletive] you up!"
"I mean, hold my beer and then I expletive you up!"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 26, 2010 at 03:23 PM
I hope he goes to prison and some very large man tells him,"I'm going to [expletive] you up!" Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 26, 2010 at 03:44 PM
Excellent diagnosis, nursecindy. Wifebeaters and pedophiles are the lowest, especially in jail. Siouxie told me.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 26, 2010 at 04:08 PM
it's me again, Martha!
Posted by: Joe Mama | August 26, 2010 at 04:47 PM
Margaret
D'oh!
Posted by: Joe Mama | August 26, 2010 at 04:48 PM
I got two words for ya, buddy - anger management. Then a little payback in prison, maybe??
Posted by: Coconuts | August 26, 2010 at 05:07 PM
By the looks of his mugshot, someone already mussed him up pretty good.
Posted by: Elon | August 26, 2010 at 06:49 PM
The story reminded me of a Charles Addams cartoon from decades back. It shows a seedy-looking man using the pay phone in a police station, with a cop standing right behind him. The cop, with a disgusted look on his face, is saying, "When I said you could make one phone call, I didn't mean another obscene call."
Posted by: fritz | August 26, 2010 at 08:54 PM
Neil G. Even better: "Honest yer honor, my gun accidentally shot him 7 times. Yes sir, I realize it only holds 6 bullets. Darndest thing I ever saw especially considering where he was hit." Then Annie could step in and do his surgery. Without anesthesia.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 26, 2010 at 11:13 PM
Owca pleaded guilty to domestic battery on July 8 and was given a conditional discharge and 18 months probation.
Our constitution at work, folks! WE REAAALLLLLY MEAN IT THIS TIME!!!!
Posted by: frodolives | August 27, 2010 at 12:33 AM
He had enough bars (and bars) to make the call. "Can you hear me now B!+ch?"
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 27, 2010 at 07:25 AM
For you Ray Stephens fans:
"It's me again, Margaret, are you naked? heh heh heh"
:::returns to geezer bus:::
Posted by: Dad-O-Lot | August 27, 2010 at 10:46 AM
Sorry Joe Mama, I missed your post beating me to the Ray Stephens punch.
Posted by: Dad-O-Lot | August 27, 2010 at 10:48 AM
I say let him out and get him all liquered up. He'll go back to the scene where instead of a tupperware party, have a Smith-Wesson party going with 15 women (preferably victims of domestic violence). Problem solved.
Posted by: LeDud | August 27, 2010 at 12:25 PM