Dave Barry's Blog: JACK BAUER UPDATE

August 09, 2010

JACK BAUER UPDATE

He's out there.

(Thanks to Matt Loper)

Posted by Dave on August 09, 2010 at 09:36 AM in 24 | Permalink

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JUDI!!!!

The spankings will now begin...

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Posted by: Siouxie | August 09, 2010 at 09:42 AM

Aww, I'm nostalgic for Jack. We were watching Flashpoint (by coincidence, also Canadian) the other night and they formed a perimeter worthy of CTU, so tight that a woman with two young girls in her car was able to drive right through it.

Happy Birthday to Judi and my mother, who is definitely a lot older.

NTTAWWT

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 09, 2010 at 10:16 AM

Happy Birthday Judi!

Posted by: nursecindy | August 09, 2010 at 10:37 AM

Happy Birthday Judi!
Thanks for all you've done.
We thank you for your duty
Of keeping this blog fun.
You fix the blog when it gets broke,
(and sometimes you get mad)
But, always, you can take a joke
And *smack* us when we're bad...
For all the times that you've been fired
You're never a disgrace.
This birthday you shall be admired
as Judi: Our favorite bass <3

Posted by: trustf8 | August 09, 2010 at 10:53 AM

Happy Birthday Judi!
What nc and tf8 said.

Posted by: NotSherly, on vacation | August 09, 2010 at 11:07 AM

Happy Birthday, judi!

Hope you get what you want ;)

Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 09, 2010 at 11:13 AM

Happy Birthday, judi!
Hope you get what you want and don't get caught. ;)

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 09, 2010 at 11:29 AM

This birthday may explain why Craig Ferrrrrrguson is in Miami.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 09, 2010 at 12:11 PM

I'd like to wish s.b. the best,
in four-part harmony.
I'd like to buy judi a coke,
and keep her company.

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: bonmot | August 09, 2010 at 12:11 PM

Maybe we should Jack after the canadiuk swan.

Posted by: bonmot | August 09, 2010 at 12:12 PM

^add a "send"

Posted by: bonmot | August 09, 2010 at 12:12 PM

I know what Judi wants

Posted by: Punkin | August 09, 2010 at 12:16 PM

Got a really good gig
She can get pretty wired
But she ain't no prig
Though she's always gettin' fired
She's a barbershop ho
With an ear for music
She can sing down low
And handle an oosik

She likes dudes who are kilted
Particularly well built-ed
Likes a Scot late night talk host
Don't mess with her blog posts
Calls herself the Stealth
If you wanna keep your health
When you see her aroun'
Put your toilet seat down

*Happy Birthday, s.b.*

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 09, 2010 at 01:19 PM

S.B.'s the birthday girl
Tho' sometimes she's a prig
But she keeps the blog so real
So go out and dance a jig

....preferably with a man in a kilt
Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Coconuts | August 09, 2010 at 02:46 PM

And in other 24 news, Renee had a baby.

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 09, 2010 at 03:02 PM

*snork* at Meanie's 'rap'

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 09, 2010 at 03:03 PM

Maybe we should Jack after the canadiuk swan.
Posted by: bonmot | August 09, 2010 at 12:12 PM

^add a "send"
Posted by: bonmot | August 09, 2010 at 12:12 PM

Maybe we should Jack after the canadiuk swans end.

Um, whatever works for you.

Posted by: Account Deleted | August 09, 2010 at 03:11 PM

Happy Birthday, Judi!

Posted by: Ralph | August 09, 2010 at 03:45 PM

You truly are slightly askew.

Lol!

Posted by: bonmot | August 09, 2010 at 05:35 PM

Happy birthday, Judi! May you not get fired for at least 24 hours. (I'm afraid that's the best we can hope for from Dave!)

Posted by: Renee (the First) | August 09, 2010 at 09:14 PM

Happy Birthday Judi, our grand exaulted blog Queen.

Posted by: Loudmouth | August 09, 2010 at 09:55 PM