IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICERS?
Officers found Hamilton to have her pants unbuttoned with a female sex toy in her lap. She told officers she had been using the toy while driving, as well as watching a video on a computer her passenger was holding. It is not clear what the nature of that video was.
Hamilton was also found to be in possession of a broken crack pipe.
(Thanks to Kevin Conwell)
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
She's quite the multitasker.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 24, 2010 at 03:24 PM
I think we can guess how she broke the pipe..
Posted by: jon | August 24, 2010 at 03:30 PM
Was she on her way to Phuket?
Posted by: Siouxie | August 24, 2010 at 03:33 PM
Shirley Siouxie meant to post her 1st comment under the 'Amazing Elle the Bee-eating Dog' story
Posted by: trustf8 | August 24, 2010 at 03:37 PM
Well technically she wasn't texting while driving. I'm not sure she's eligible for a safety award though.
Posted by: LeDud | August 24, 2010 at 03:41 PM
I for one want to know "the nature of" the video she was watching. Shoddy reportage.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 24, 2010 at 03:49 PM
Officers pulled over Colondra Hamilton for an equipment violation...
Officers found Hamilton with a female sex toy in her lap.
So she wasn't using it properly, or was the 'equipment violation' the broken crack pipe?
(Say 'Colondra Conundrum' 3xs fast...)
Posted by: trustf8 | August 24, 2010 at 03:55 PM
Mmm, officer, yes, yes, yes YES!!!!!
Posted by: Coconuts | August 24, 2010 at 03:58 PM
mom?
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 24, 2010 at 04:13 PM
'I FELT THIS HORRIBLE, SLIMY THING UNDERNEATH MY BODY'
- Colondra Hamilton
(...not...)
Posted by: trustf8 | August 24, 2010 at 04:14 PM
Well. Isn't she special? Nuts too.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 24, 2010 at 04:19 PM
Officer: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Colondra: "Going? Oh no, officer...I was coming!"
Posted by: Siouxie | August 24, 2010 at 04:20 PM
*snork* @ siouxie ;p
Posted by: trustf8 | August 24, 2010 at 04:23 PM
LOL
Posted by: Theresa | August 24, 2010 at 05:40 PM
Siouxie, the good officer caught Colandra coming and going...
Posted by: Wes S. | August 24, 2010 at 07:42 PM
There's an app for that.
Posted by: bonmot | August 24, 2010 at 08:32 PM
Perhaps Colondra missed her er, onramp.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 24, 2010 at 10:33 PM
Hey, at least she wasn't shaving...
Posted by: djtonyb | August 25, 2010 at 12:23 AM
What? No Florida driver's license in her future?
Posted by: klezmerphan | August 25, 2010 at 04:54 AM
Don't say a thing about boys and their toys from now on. At least ours don't get stuck in unmentionable orifices...except maybe flashlights and microphones.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 25, 2010 at 08:08 AM
at least she wasn't doing anything dangerous, like texting
Posted by: snippiddydoda | August 25, 2010 at 09:11 AM
Note the byline: Lance Barry
Posted by: Mazarlarry | August 25, 2010 at 11:55 AM