INCREDIBLY, IT APPEARS THAT ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
According to police reports, the officer followed Pleban, 19, to the corridor leading to the church’s back door where he proceeded to urinate on the building. The officer reportedly identified himself as police and asked if the male knew he was urinating on the Methodist church.According to police reports, it was apparent Pleban did not know what he was doing, but he replied, “I’m Catholic.”
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
Leak me not into temptation.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 24, 2010 at 11:43 AM
For I can find it on my own...
Posted by: wiredog | August 24, 2010 at 12:00 PM
According to police reports, the officer followed Pleban, 19, to the corridor leading to the church’s back door where he proceeded to urinate on the building.
In other words, the cop urinated on the building?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 24, 2010 at 12:10 PM
I'm Catholic too and I'm almost positive we learned in Catechism that it was not okay to urinate on Methodist Churches.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 24, 2010 at 12:16 PM
At least he didn't put a silly hat on the baby Jesus in the Nativity scene out front.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 24, 2010 at 12:22 PM
Pees be with you.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 24, 2010 at 12:39 PM
he'll need a bunch of hail marys for that.
Posted by: queensbee | August 24, 2010 at 12:59 PM
'...Jacob Pleban was charged with public urination...'
The featured hymn this Sunday will be 'Jacob's Bladder'.
Posted by: trustf8 | August 24, 2010 at 01:47 PM
Young Jacob Pleban
Proceeded to pee on
The local Methodist Church
When asked if he knew
He said, "In my pew
I'm Catholic, so don't ye besmirch."
Posted by: Coconuts | August 24, 2010 at 02:04 PM
A tisket,
A tasket,
There is no pew in My
jacuzzihandbasket!Jacob broke the 'Golden' Rule
His 'holy sh!t' was sooo not cool.
Posted by: trustf8 | August 24, 2010 at 02:46 PM
Some of the other arrests were interesting as well, including the one "student" who knew that she was in Illinois and not in Florida.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 24, 2010 at 03:19 PM
Urine trouble when you can't find a bucket; look for a piss go pail church.
Posted by: Ralph | August 24, 2010 at 05:01 PM
The guy clearly didn't know where he was or what he was doing (other than whizzing), sort of like Rip Torn breaking into that bank, mistaking it for his house.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 24, 2010 at 06:33 PM
Oh, then it's OK. Catholics can piss anywhere they want on Fridays.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 24, 2010 at 09:47 PM