INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
On Sunday morning, just after midnight, an Oregon State Police trooper says he spotted a man standing in the eastbound lane of Highway 224, about 15 miles east of Estacada. The man had his pants down around his ankles and was mooning the trooper's approaching patrol car.
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
Seems more like an assteroid than a moon.
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | August 31, 2010 at 01:04 PM
"Clackamas" is an old Native American word that apparently roughly translates as "Dumbamas".
Posted by: Steve | August 31, 2010 at 01:09 PM
Welcome to 'Clackamas Jail'
You mooned a State Trooper: FAIL!
You'll find 'Clackamas'
Is a PAIN-in-the-@ss!
Uranus will be quite the 'tale'...
Posted by: trustf8 | August 31, 2010 at 01:09 PM
♬ Pants on the ground...♫
Wait till he's gotta moon Bubba.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2010 at 01:50 PM
He must of thought that his butt looked pretty good. I'll bet there weren't any booty pops involved with his rear end. LOL.
Posted by: Theresa | August 31, 2010 at 02:26 PM
Good one, tf8!
Posted by: bonmot | August 31, 2010 at 02:33 PM
It's a tradition here.
Posted by: Coconuts | August 31, 2010 at 03:20 PM
I wonder if he said: "Isshhh there a pwobwem offfishur ?"
Posted by: LeDud | August 31, 2010 at 04:53 PM
Dumba$$.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 31, 2010 at 05:52 PM
If he wasn't interfering with traffic, his bare butt was legal in Oregon; Wikipedia says that "In some states, such as Oregon, public nudity is legal and protected as free speech, as long as there is not the 'intent to arouse'." That includes exposing the genitals.
"Legal" and "appropriate" are not the same, particularly when you are on probation. He had his priorities ass backwards.
Posted by: Ralph | August 31, 2010 at 08:27 PM
Intent to Arouse is the new Katy Perry CD, right?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 01, 2010 at 07:55 AM