HEY, IT'S A BETTER INVESTMENT THAN THE STOCK MARKET
(Thanks to Joe in Japan, Matt Filar and Jeff Meyerson)
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Maybe that's where his family keeps their money. And their brains.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 20, 2010 at 12:37 PM
So much for "unmarked" bills..
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 20, 2010 at 12:39 PM
Man, banks are putting ATMs everywhere. What kind of fee does he charge?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | August 20, 2010 at 12:40 PM
If I could produce twenties that way...
Posted by: pogo | August 20, 2010 at 12:50 PM
Forget the ones and the twenties how about fifties?
Posted by: Theresa | August 20, 2010 at 12:52 PM
They said he was loaded.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 20, 2010 at 12:55 PM
Is there a penalty for early withdraws?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | August 20, 2010 at 12:57 PM
son: "Dad, I need new shoes."
dad: "Do I look like I poop dollar bills?" wait a minute ...
Posted by: MOTW | August 20, 2010 at 12:58 PM
gives new meaning to 'a$$hat'.....
Posted by: queensbee | August 20, 2010 at 01:04 PM
motw: exactly. that's what my kids think - i'm always reminding them "i don't have money falling out of my a55."
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 20, 2010 at 01:04 PM
He should have had that crazy midwife sew his @ss shut.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 20, 2010 at 01:07 PM
He had money coming out the wazoo?
Posted by: bonmot | August 20, 2010 at 01:20 PM
Please remember to tip your warden.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 20, 2010 at 01:25 PM
You don't even wanna know how he makes change.
Posted by: Alyzabeth | August 20, 2010 at 01:26 PM
Does he take credit cards too?
Posted by: Siouxie | August 20, 2010 at 01:27 PM
i feel for the poor sucker who had to pick up the bills and count them.... ugh! talk about a bad day at work
Posted by: nora | August 20, 2010 at 01:34 PM
Hey, it's better than pi$$ing away his money.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | August 20, 2010 at 01:49 PM
I'm sure the other prisoners are gonna love him, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Coconuts | August 20, 2010 at 01:50 PM
Shake that moneymaker!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 20, 2010 at 01:53 PM
Pretty much how the treasury goes about getting its money.
Posted by: Clankie | August 20, 2010 at 02:24 PM
Dad, can I get new shoes?
Not today, kid, Daddy's constipated.
Posted by: Punkin | August 20, 2010 at 02:25 PM
which gives the brilliant idea of just farting at my son the next time he wants a new pair of basketball shoes... "what, it didn't work?"
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 20, 2010 at 02:40 PM
I thought money grew on trees. If he were about 20 years older,these were $100 bills, and this was a chronic condition I might be interested in him.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 20, 2010 at 02:42 PM
It's all about the Bendovers.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 20, 2010 at 02:43 PM
The prison's new ATM, in every sense.
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 20, 2010 at 02:44 PM
ok...ewwwwwsnork @ mud!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 20, 2010 at 02:46 PM
Too bad this wasn't the Army. I could picture a drill sergeant's surprised face when he shouted "Drop and give me twenty!!!"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 20, 2010 at 02:48 PM
Everyone knows the posterior is much better suited for swiping a credit card than for accepting cash. Cash should only be inserted using a device similar to those cylindrical containers they have at the bank drive throughs.
Posted by: WVplantman. | August 20, 2010 at 03:21 PM
"What's in your wallet?"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 20, 2010 at 03:26 PM
Snorks to all y'all.
Posted by: NotSherly | August 20, 2010 at 03:30 PM
Gives a new meaning to Dave's book, Money Secrets.
and snork at Annie
Posted by: NotSoShyJan | August 20, 2010 at 03:38 PM
booty-bootylicious?
Posted by: insomniac | August 20, 2010 at 03:47 PM
I can't remember when a story had more potential one-liners. And Nora, the U.S Engraving Bureau here in Fort Worth has a special department that deals with "recovering" damaged currency that people turn in--although they may reconsider that practice after reading this.
Posted by: Mad Librarian | August 20, 2010 at 03:48 PM
The guards who do the strip searches are not paid nearly enough to deal with this sh!t.
cindy, since your son is a cop perhaps he'd know: do they teach them technical terms like "buttock area" in Report Writing 101 at the Academy?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 20, 2010 at 03:50 PM
Is this covered by his PPO?
Posted by: Dr. Turninkov | August 20, 2010 at 03:59 PM
Talk about dirty money, huh?
Posted by: Siouxie | August 20, 2010 at 04:20 PM
"I tell ya, warden, there's money in them there hills!"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 20, 2010 at 04:21 PM
Imagined denominations:
The Skid-mark Fifty
The Rabbit-turd Twenty
The dreaded One Dollar Corn Bill
Posted by: Punkin | August 20, 2010 at 04:26 PM
The money will probably be laundered in an offshore bank.
Posted by: LeDud | August 20, 2010 at 04:26 PM
He is a human ATM = Ass + Trickling + Money
Ewwww... I sure hope those bills don't go back into circulation!
Posted by: DavCat | August 20, 2010 at 05:03 PM
thanks, librarian.... at least i can feel better that i don't have THAT job! lmao
Posted by: nora | August 20, 2010 at 05:17 PM
$catological.
Posted by: bonmot | August 20, 2010 at 05:57 PM
Cheek, please!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 20, 2010 at 07:35 PM
I guess they can just run the money through the washing machine, but gross!
Posted by: Kristina L | August 20, 2010 at 08:40 PM
Poop & change. Damn, I only get monkeys.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 21, 2010 at 12:24 PM