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BAY COUNTY - A man being booked into jail gained another charge when detention officers found dollar bills falling out of his posterior.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan, Matt Filar and Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Not My Usual Alias]

Maybe that's where his family keeps their money. And their brains.

[Annie Where-but-here]

So much for "unmarked" bills..

[Horace LaBadie]

Man, banks are putting ATMs everywhere. What kind of fee does he charge?

[pogo]

If I could produce twenties that way...

[Theresa]

Forget the ones and the twenties how about fifties?

[Annie Where-but-here]

They said he was loaded.

[Horace LaBadie]

Is there a penalty for early withdraws?

[MOTW]

son: "Dad, I need new shoes."

dad: "Do I look like I poop dollar bills?" wait a minute ...

[queensbee]

gives new meaning to 'a$$hat'.....

[mudstuffin]

motw: exactly. that's what my kids think - i'm always reminding them "i don't have money falling out of my a55."

[Siouxie]

He should have had that crazy midwife sew his @ss shut.

[bonmot]

He had money coming out the wazoo?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Please remember to tip your warden.

[Alyzabeth]

You don't even wanna know how he makes change.

[Siouxie]

Does he take credit cards too?

[nora]

i feel for the poor sucker who had to pick up the bills and count them.... ugh! talk about a bad day at work

[Horace LaBadie]

Hey, it's better than pi$$ing away his money.

[Coconuts]

I'm sure the other prisoners are gonna love him, IYKWIM.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Shake that moneymaker!

[Clankie]

Pretty much how the treasury goes about getting its money.

[Punkin]

Dad, can I get new shoes?

Not today, kid, Daddy's constipated.

[mudstuffin]

which gives the brilliant idea of just farting at my son the next time he wants a new pair of basketball shoes... "what, it didn't work?"

[nursecindy]

I thought money grew on trees. If he were about 20 years older,these were $100 bills, and this was a chronic condition I might be interested in him.

[Meanie the Blue]

It's all about the Bendovers.

[Allen at Division]

The prison's new ATM, in every sense.

[Siouxie]

ok...ewwwwwsnork @ mud!

[Meanie the Blue]

Too bad this wasn't the Army. I could picture a drill sergeant's surprised face when he shouted "Drop and give me twenty!!!"

[WVplantman.]

Everyone knows the posterior is much better suited for swiping a credit card than for accepting cash. Cash should only be inserted using a device similar to those cylindrical containers they have at the bank drive throughs.

[Annie Where-but-here]

"What's in your wallet?"

[NotSherly]

Snorks to all y'all.

[NotSoShyJan]

Gives a new meaning to Dave's book, Money Secrets.

and snork at Annie

[insomniac]

booty-bootylicious?

[Mad Librarian]

I can't remember when a story had more potential one-liners. And Nora, the U.S Engraving Bureau here in Fort Worth has a special department that deals with "recovering" damaged currency that people turn in--although they may reconsider that practice after reading this.

[Jeff Meyerson]

The guards who do the strip searches are not paid nearly enough to deal with this sh!t.

cindy, since your son is a cop perhaps he'd know: do they teach them technical terms like "buttock area" in Report Writing 101 at the Academy?

[Dr. Turninkov]

Is this covered by his PPO?

[Siouxie]

Talk about dirty money, huh?

[Annie Where-but-here]

"I tell ya, warden, there's money in them there hills!"

[Punkin]

Imagined denominations:

The Skid-mark Fifty

The Rabbit-turd Twenty

The dreaded One Dollar Corn Bill

[LeDud]

The money will probably be laundered in an offshore bank.

[DavCat]

He is a human ATM = Ass + Trickling + Money

Ewwww... I sure hope those bills don't go back into circulation!

[nora]

thanks, librarian.... at least i can feel better that i don't have THAT job! lmao

[bonmot]

$catological.

[Meanie the Blue]

Cheek, please!

[Kristina L]

I guess they can just run the money through the washing machine, but gross!

[Loudmouth]

Poop & change. Damn, I only get monkeys.