GUYS IN ACTION
When police talked to Newton, he said that about midnight on July 24, a bat had come into his home and "attacked" his wife, the complaint said. Newton said he got his gun and fired several times at the bat, eventually wounding it.
(Thanks to Ralph)
Guys in action, indeed.
Posted by: Alyzabeth | August 26, 2010 at 10:14 AM
Never bring a gun to a bat attack.
Posted by: NotSherly | August 26, 2010 at 10:22 AM
Cunning plan.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 26, 2010 at 10:59 AM
These vampires are always asking for trouble.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 26, 2010 at 11:01 AM
nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BATMAN! POW!
Posted by: MOTW | August 26, 2010 at 11:02 AM
It won't go down that way when WE have guns.
Posted by: The Bat | August 26, 2010 at 11:23 AM
The Mets' bats have also been shot :(
Posted by: trustf8 | August 26, 2010 at 11:32 AM
Ain't that the truth, trustf8.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 26, 2010 at 12:08 PM
The poor _ets never catch a break. Whether, basketball, football, or baseball, you can count on them to blow it spectacularly.
Posted by: Elon | August 26, 2010 at 12:29 PM
Only in MinneSOta
Posted by: EB | August 26, 2010 at 12:52 PM
It's hard to hit a flying bat with a .38; no wonder it took several shots. He should have used a shotgun or a grenade.
Posted by: Ralph | August 26, 2010 at 01:33 PM
When tennis rackets are outlawed, only outlaws...
What? He used a gun? Well, never mind then.
Posted by: padraig | August 26, 2010 at 01:43 PM
Pull!
Posted by: bonmot | August 26, 2010 at 11:12 PM