GUYS ARE ALL ALIKE

Because the female bedbug has no genital opening, the male inseminates her by using his hardened, sharpened genitalia to punch a hole through her abdomen. With no elaborate courtship ritual, males in a frenzied pursuit of sexual congress often blunder into and puncture the bodies of other males, occasionally inflicting fatal wounds.

(Thanks to Jenny Kellner)

Comments

[PeeJay]

And bedbugs are still around?

[Clankie]

Another process designed by the Government Nature Committee.

[Jeff Meyerson]

males in a frenzied pursuit of sexual congress often blunder into and puncture the bodies of other males, occasionally inflicting fatal wounds.

Oops, sorry, my bad.

[padraig]

Sounds like closing time at most Irish pubs.

[queensbee]

gross, ewww yuck

[Siouxie]

OK..ouch.

[Wes S.]

Just wait until NOW hears about this...

[Hammond Rye]

"Dear Penthouse: I never thought this would happen to me..."

[Siouxie]

Hammie, everyone knows those letters are fake.

Annie told me.

*WAVES* ;P

[Scott]

There was a time when I could punch a hole in just about anything using that particular appendage...especially first thing in the morning.

[Hammond Rye]

*Waves @ Siouxie!!!*

[Layzeeboy]

males in a frenzied pursuit of sexual congress often blunder into and puncture the bodies of other males

Okay, once. In college. And they were both drunk.

[nursecindy]

So why doesn't the female have some sort of opening? Sort of o/t but my Priest said yesterday that the Irish always answer a question with a question and I don't think that's true do you Padraig? o/t

[Dean]

When EPA listed them as endangered species, they started making their comeback. Now they are everywhere!

[Annie Where-but-here]

nursecindy - now why would your priest say that?

[nursecindy]

Annie, do you think he's hinting that we ask him too many questions?

[Elon]

Cindy, they actually do. And male bugs don't use it. No one is sure why. C/O my bio classes.

[Dad-O-Lot]

What else do you expect when the female is so much against the act she doesn't even have the requisite anatomy. Would "Sexually Frustrated Bedbugs" BAGNFAnything?

[mudstuffin]

layzeeboy, scott and hammand rye: snork!

[nursecindy]

Dad-O-Lot it wbagnf single women everywhere.

[Steve]

Barbie Bedbug; not anatomically correct.

[Cheesewiz]

If you experience a bedbug lasting more than four hours, call your entomologist.

[Mot the Hoople]

I think I sent a similar article to Dave several months ago.