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On the bright side I would have as much chance of understanding this as I do when they deliver the lines in the original english. And I speak that there english gooder than I speak klingon.
Posted by: oldfatguy | August 27, 2010 at 02:12 PM
I'm speechless. Both Klingon and English speechless.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 27, 2010 at 02:12 PM
ghay'cha'
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | August 27, 2010 at 02:14 PM
RIKER: "Even Klingons need love now and then."
WORF: "For what we would consider love, sir, I would need a Klingon woman."
RIKER: "What about plain old basic sex? You must have some need for that."
WORF: "Of course, but with the females available to me, sir, Earth females, I must restrain myself too much. They are quite fragile, sir."
RIKER: "Worf, if anyone else had said that, I'd suspect he was bragging."
bljeghbe'chugh vaj blHegh!
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 27, 2010 at 02:22 PM
Never was a Trekkie, but I appreciate the goofballishness.
Posted by: bonmot | August 27, 2010 at 02:23 PM
I appreciate the goofballishness also, in that it keeps Trekkies away from us sane people.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 27, 2010 at 02:47 PM
Sane people, Annie? HERE?!?...
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 27, 2010 at 03:00 PM
Qoplah?
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | August 27, 2010 at 03:20 PM
who's dead? shakespeare? really?
Posted by: queensbee | August 27, 2010 at 03:22 PM
As long as they don't call the Enterprise a garbage scow.
Posted by: Clankie | August 27, 2010 at 04:08 PM
"...ought to be hauled away--AS garbage!"
*begin tribble bar fight*
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 27, 2010 at 04:20 PM
hm.. nerd much?
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 27, 2010 at 04:37 PM
Ayyyy, keptin. She's arcin' like a Chrrrrrristmas tree an I doan know what ta dewwwwwww.
Posted by: bonmot | August 27, 2010 at 04:39 PM
bonmot is "pinin'" for the nerds.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 27, 2010 at 05:14 PM
I'm a doctor, not an actor!
Posted by: Guin | August 27, 2010 at 05:56 PM
The King's Klingon?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 27, 2010 at 08:52 PM
Uhmmmm, I may be wrong but I think the S.B. is a trekkie. NTTAWWT!
Posted by: nursecindy | August 27, 2010 at 11:58 PM
Fore soothe and grackackack a dak.
"This same scall, survy, cogging companion" "whoreson, beetle-headed, flap-eared knave". Sounds like a Klingon to me.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 28, 2010 at 08:27 AM