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"Man trances are fleeting moments of unconscious aesthetic appreciation that disappear from the mind as quickly as they emerge."
.... Women's trances, however, lead to prolonged, elaborate fantasies and published books.
Just sayin'
Posted by: Tash | August 28, 2010 at 03:44 PM
A womans trance is prolonged depending on the individual and maybe could lead to a romance novel however when men look it's second nature to them.
Posted by: Theresa | August 28, 2010 at 03:54 PM
With all that going on inside a man no wonder he's always too tired to do anything! Poor babies! Have a beer and just rest now. And Batman would definitely beat Spiderman.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 28, 2010 at 04:25 PM
A wide brim hat is a good match for those dark eye shades. Together, they make a man's gaze nearly impossible to ascertain.
Well, that's what Dave said.
Posted by: Mitch | August 28, 2010 at 04:33 PM
Enjoy this columnist while you can. The PC police will have him fired within weeks.
Posted by: SW | August 28, 2010 at 05:21 PM
Latitude, latitude, just looking for latitude.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | August 28, 2010 at 05:37 PM
So, I don't need to wipe my drool up immediately? That makes life a lot easier -- THUNK -- , if more painful.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 28, 2010 at 06:42 PM
Yeah, can I jab a woman next time she gets all mooney eyed over some weenie rom-com Ken doll? That ends up being an hour-and-a-half trance that leads to days of critical comparison.
And what about the damn kilts?
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 28, 2010 at 06:58 PM
yeah loud, don't bring up the double standard - it just makes 'em louder.
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 28, 2010 at 07:16 PM
Did somebody say, "kilt?"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 28, 2010 at 08:42 PM
After I commented about an attractive woman, my mother-in-law once said, "You're married. You shouldn't even notice an attractive other woman."
I told her that if that were the case, I probably wouldn't look at my wife, either.
Now, there is documentation.
Posted by: Steve | August 28, 2010 at 09:20 PM
Men are programmed to look at other women involuntarily, women are programmed to not believe that. Way to go, Evolution!
Posted by: Alyzabeth | August 28, 2010 at 09:22 PM
Bitches.
Posted by: bonmot | August 28, 2010 at 11:49 PM
bonmot - don't hate me 'cuz I'm beautiful. There are so many better reasons.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 29, 2010 at 12:28 AM
*is unsure where to look* ;)
Posted by: djtonyb | August 29, 2010 at 01:34 AM
Kilts?
Posted by: NotSherly | August 29, 2010 at 10:05 AM
When annie's right, she's right.
Posted by: SW | August 29, 2010 at 10:19 AM
*SMACKS* the stuffing out of bonmot.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 29, 2010 at 04:31 PM
*ogles nursecindy*
Posted by: bonmot | August 29, 2010 at 10:04 PM
Hands Bonmot his stuffing
Posted by: Hammond Rye | August 29, 2010 at 10:25 PM
Thanks, bro.
Posted by: bonmot | August 30, 2010 at 12:44 AM
Will print and save this, never know when the little woman may need a new explaination. I have just been using the excuse that I was adjusting my tri-focals but that is wearing thin.
Posted by: oldfatguy | August 30, 2010 at 10:05 AM
Hey, I know it was a non-correct statement re "the little woman". but read my name again, I am old and allowed to be an old codger.
Posted by: oldfatguy | August 30, 2010 at 10:07 AM
i just tell my wife I couldn't tell if she cummin' or goin'
never works...
Posted by: rick the ick | August 30, 2010 at 04:44 PM