CUTE COUPLE

Snooki's boyfriend of two weeks, Jeff Miranda, proposes on the cover of New Jersey tabloid 'Steppin' Out.' Radaronline.com has the photo and excerpts from the interview.

"I want us to be together forever," Jeff reportedly tells the magazine. "I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She's so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She'll be a great mother."

The 24-year-old Iraq veteran has a history of domestic violence as one of his exes was granted a restraining order after he allegedly beat and threatened to kill her.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[bonmot]

Don't post stuff like this. It only encourages them.

[Lairbo]

I smell a spinoff!

[Punkin]

JUST what Snooki deserves!

I give the marriage 3 weeks.

[Punkin]

"Snooki Miranda"

Not the first time those two words have been used together.

[Siouxie]

Two weeks?? 'bout time, dude!!!

[Jeff Meyerson]

Sounds like a keeper to me, ladies.

[Layzeeboy]

With apologies to SNL, "May I present Lord and Lady Douchebag."

[--PatF]

What's a Snooki? Does it taste good?

[Meanie the Blue]

Yes, Lairbo! Many possible spinoffs:

Jersey Sore
Dancing On The Bars
CSI: Duh!
No Survivors
Flee
Father Knows Gotz

[Not My Usual Alias]

There might be some trouble in paradise for these two.

[Coconuts]

Heaven forbid these two contribute to the gene pool.

[nursecindy]

If it doesn't work out with Snooki I hear Amy Winehouse is available. I don't know who would be worse.

[vladias]

Cute couple of what? Brain cells?

[bonmot]

good one, nc.