CUTE COUPLE
Snooki's boyfriend of two weeks, Jeff Miranda, proposes on the cover of New Jersey tabloid 'Steppin' Out.' Radaronline.com has the photo and excerpts from the interview.
"I want us to be together forever," Jeff reportedly tells the magazine. "I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She's so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She'll be a great mother."The 24-year-old Iraq veteran has a history of domestic violence as one of his exes was granted a restraining order after he allegedly beat and threatened to kill her.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Don't post stuff like this. It only encourages them.
Posted by: bonmot | August 31, 2010 at 01:10 PM
I smell a spinoff!
Posted by: Lairbo | August 31, 2010 at 01:33 PM
JUST what Snooki deserves!
I give the marriage 3 weeks.
Posted by: Punkin | August 31, 2010 at 01:40 PM
"Snooki Miranda"
Not the first time those two words have been used together.
Posted by: Punkin | August 31, 2010 at 01:41 PM
Two weeks?? 'bout time, dude!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2010 at 01:46 PM
Sounds like a keeper to me, ladies.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 31, 2010 at 01:46 PM
With apologies to SNL, "May I present Lord and Lady Douchebag."
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 31, 2010 at 01:53 PM
What's a Snooki? Does it taste good?
Posted by: --PatF | August 31, 2010 at 02:13 PM
Yes, Lairbo! Many possible spinoffs:
Jersey Sore
Dancing On The Bars
CSI: Duh!
No Survivors
Flee
Father Knows Gotz
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 31, 2010 at 02:22 PM
There might be some trouble in paradise for these two.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 31, 2010 at 02:46 PM
Heaven forbid these two contribute to the gene pool.
Posted by: Coconuts | August 31, 2010 at 03:29 PM
If it doesn't work out with Snooki I hear Amy Winehouse is available. I don't know who would be worse.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 31, 2010 at 05:40 PM
Cute couple of what? Brain cells?
Posted by: vladias | August 31, 2010 at 06:50 PM
good one, nc.
Posted by: bonmot | August 31, 2010 at 08:48 PM