BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN PUT THERE BY A BABOON

The French Coastguard has checked out a report of a crocodile in the English Channel and announced it was actually a piece of driftwood.

(Thanks to Ralph, who, to his credit, did not take the low road by suggesting that the French coast guard surrendered to the driftwood)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

Points to Channel: "Them! Them! Them!"

Oh wait, that was giant ants. Never mind.

[Punkin]

Was the report made by a pirate with a hook for an arm? Cuz he's got issues.

[NotSherly]

"Loup!"

[Meanie the Blue]

Time to put the cork back in the bourdeaux, don't you think?

[Coconuts]

Crikey!

(RIP Steve Irwin)

[Inspector Clouseau]

'Kato? ..... Kaetooouu!! .... This is your employer speaking..... I am calling off the attack......'

[Ralph]

Are we sure it wasn't an advertising stunt?

[Pannus]

Edgar?

[Romeo Vitelli]

Eh, it was just the Loch Ness Monster on a holiday.

[Tash]

Maybe they did see a piece of driftwood, but the crocodile might still be out there, did they think of that?

[nursecindy]

Very true, Tash. I suggest they call the potato chip lady. I'm sure she could make some crocodile noises although the potato chips would get a little soggy in the English Channel.

[Annie Where-but-here]

For the chip lady.

[SW]

"Eh, it was just the Loch Ness Monster on a holiday."

Croc Around The Loch?

[SW]

Then French then introduced a motion to the U.N. that the driftwood be condemned for imperialism and expansionism.

[Horace LaBadie]

Clearly, the English have made advances in driftwood technology that the French must spend billions of Euros to match. Or just buy a match.

[Tash]

*snork* at nc and SW

[Horace LaBadie]

That's not driftwood, it's Jerry Lewis.

[Steve]

Syfy had Lake Placid I, II, and, I think, III this weekend. I watched none of them.
Is this a rerun or a remake?

[bonmot]

Hey, at least something in France bathes. Non?

[Not My Usual Alias]

No one has tried to introduce a knock-knock joke yet?