ARKANSAS SOCIAL NOTE

6 Arrested After Gunfire At Baptism Party

Key Excerpt: Police were dispatched to the Progressive Men's Club at 2 a.m. Saturday after a caller reported gunfire.

Questions:

-- The Progressive Men's Club?

-- 2 a.m.?

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Horace LaBadie)

Comments

[queensbee]

baptism party? sure! let me get my gun. ok, i'm ready!

[Jeff Meyerson]

Doesn't everybody have baptism parties at 2 am?

[mudstuffin]

praise the lord, damnit.

[Horace LaBadie]

Baptism of (gun)fire.

[bonmot]

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!

[Lairbo]

Praise the Lord and duck and cover...

[Clay]

Progressive Men's Club motto:

"do 'er from the front"

[bonmot]

Know what folks in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

[Cheesewiz]

Muslims don't recognize Judaism as a religion.

Jews don't recognize Jesus Christ as the Saviour.

Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the head of the church

And Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.

[Siouxie]

heh...

[Horace LaBadie]

First Amendment v. Second Amendment.

And people say that Progressives aren't religious.

I wonder if the Progressive Men's Club is really a Stephanie Courtney Fan Club?

[Steve]

Were they ready to meet their Maker?

[Coconuts]

*snork* at Cheesewhiz

[oneblankspace]

Anybody else read the story at right about Snakes on a ... Porch ?

[Mad Librarian]

Bonmot beat me to the punch line!

Prior to this article, the funniest (true) baptism story I knew was about the man whose artificial leg came off in the baptistry and bobbed to the surface before the man himself emerged.