ARKANSAS SOCIAL NOTE
Key Excerpt: Police were dispatched to the Progressive Men's Club at 2 a.m. Saturday after a caller reported gunfire.
Questions:
-- The Progressive Men's Club?
-- 2 a.m.?
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Horace LaBadie)
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Key Excerpt: Police were dispatched to the Progressive Men's Club at 2 a.m. Saturday after a caller reported gunfire.
Questions:
-- The Progressive Men's Club?
-- 2 a.m.?
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Horace LaBadie)
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baptism party? sure! let me get my gun. ok, i'm ready!
Posted by: queensbee | August 31, 2010 at 09:57 AM
Doesn't everybody have baptism parties at 2 am?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 31, 2010 at 09:58 AM
praise the lord, damnit.
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 31, 2010 at 10:12 AM
Baptism of (gun)fire.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | August 31, 2010 at 10:14 AM
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
Posted by: bonmot | August 31, 2010 at 10:21 AM
Praise the Lord and duck and cover...
Posted by: Lairbo | August 31, 2010 at 10:27 AM
Progressive Men's Club motto:
"do 'er from the front"
Posted by: Clay | August 31, 2010 at 11:00 AM
Know what folks in Arkansas do for Halloween?
Pump kin.
Posted by: bonmot | August 31, 2010 at 11:22 AM
Muslims don't recognize Judaism as a religion.
Jews don't recognize Jesus Christ as the Saviour.
Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the head of the church
And Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | August 31, 2010 at 11:53 AM
heh...
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2010 at 11:55 AM
First Amendment v. Second Amendment.
And people say that Progressives aren't religious.
I wonder if the Progressive Men's Club is really a Stephanie Courtney Fan Club?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | August 31, 2010 at 12:40 PM
Were they ready to meet their Maker?
Posted by: Steve | August 31, 2010 at 01:21 PM
*snork* at Cheesewhiz
Posted by: Coconuts | August 31, 2010 at 03:05 PM
Anybody else read the story at right about Snakes on a ... Porch ?
Posted by: oneblankspace | August 31, 2010 at 03:42 PM
Bonmot beat me to the punch line!
Prior to this article, the funniest (true) baptism story I knew was about the man whose artificial leg came off in the baptistry and bobbed to the surface before the man himself emerged.
Posted by: Mad Librarian | August 31, 2010 at 07:52 PM