AND SOME DAY, YOU'LL BE SOLD IN A GARAGE SALE

Music lovers can now be immortalised when they die by having their ashes baked into vinyl records to leave behind for loved ones.

(Thanks to Sean)

Comments

[nursecindy]

Darn you Dave! I fell for it again. I hope the 'Manilow' presents you with your Emmy tonight. If I were a vinyl record what vinyl record would I be?

[Loudmouth]

NC and the Sunshine Band

[Coconuts]

When you have your own band...

[nursecindy]

Good one Loudmouth! I used to love the song, 'Afternoon Delight'.

[Meanie the Blue]

What good is having your ashes embedded in a record? Why not your voice, speaking a meaningful message forever memorable to your loved ones:

"Now please clean your room CLICK your room CLICK your room CLICK your....."

[Marc]

I wonder if they can press two different sets of ashes into the same vinyl record. The mash up possibilities would be endless.

Twenty years hence:

Side A - Ozzy Osbourne reads the Saint Crispin's Day speech from Henry V.

Side B - Keith Richards reads a portion of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Imagine the fun you will have inviting friends over for a listen and have them guess which side of the record is playing.

[nursecindy]

o/t but, will Dave be on the Red Carpet tonight and if so who is he wearing? o/t

[Alyzabeth]

So you can be Barry-ed with it?! Awesomeness!

[Loudmouth]

Afternoon Delight was Starland Vocal Band. I was thinking more of this.

[Lairbo]

What do you hear if you play one of these backwards?

[nursecindy]

Dave didn't win the Emmy. I don't understand it. NOBODY watches the Tony Awards, which did win. I demand a recount.

[bonmot]

The Grateful Dead will be, well, you know . . .

[Ross]

Teen Angel, can you hear me???

[Steve]

Unfortunately, my ashes will have to be scattered somewhere ugly. Every time I've decided on some place beautiful, my kids fall in love with that location. Then, they tell me I can't be scattered there because it will cause bad memory associations with the location.
I thought of just having myself flushed. But my kids might not ever go to the bathroom again.

[Loudmouth]

But my kids might not ever go to the bathroom again.

That sounds like fun revenge from beyond the grave.