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OK, about this global warming thing......
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 31, 2010 at 09:50 AM
New Yorker Todd Baker...said “Stupid Alaskan Tricks” is being pitched to four networks.
...and in 2012, the muktuk eater will be a shoo-in for Dancing With the Stars.
Posted by: Betsy | August 31, 2010 at 09:50 AM
Oh how cute.
Posted by: Theresa | August 31, 2010 at 09:55 AM
Be honest, what else is there to do in Alaska but drink?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 31, 2010 at 09:56 AM
Jeff, I was just up there, and out in the country you can either run your dogs or dig a new latrine pit. So the dogs get a lot of attention.
Posted by: padraig | August 31, 2010 at 09:59 AM
Water skiing to Russia?
Posted by: trustf8 | August 31, 2010 at 10:07 AM
They have beauty pageants in Alaska, too, but that doesn't make it right (Sarah Palin notwithstanding).
Posted by: bonmot | August 31, 2010 at 10:13 AM
Is your outboard a Purina® outboard?
Posted by: MOTW | August 31, 2010 at 10:35 AM
They also do this in Alaska.
Posted by: Coconuts | August 31, 2010 at 11:40 AM
Sounds like fun if you can ignore that whole "Alaska is cold" thing.
"Ain't much of an excuse for a party (burp), but it's the only one we got."
Posted by: Steve | August 31, 2010 at 01:03 PM
"I've got an uncle in Alaska."
"Nome?"
"Of course I know 'im."
"No, I mean 'Nome' in Alaska."
"Of course I know 'im in Alaska. I'd know him anywhwere. He's my uncle!"
Bah dump bump.
I'll be here all weeks folks! Tip the veal!
Try your waiter!
Posted by: bonmot | August 31, 2010 at 02:37 PM