« Previous | Main | Next »

August 17, 2010


Two Tone, Britain's legendary carp, has carked it.

(Thanks to catmanmax, who says "We're gonna need a bigger jar of tartar sauce.")


Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

I doubt if Mrs. Paul is mourning.

I'll betcha.

Sort of a carp diem?

Claims that Two-tone was romantically involved with a duck have been refudiated as a bass canard.

bring on the whitefish and pike for some GIGANTIC gefilte fish!

...and a much bigger boat.

Batter up?

Siezed the carp out of it.

"Angler Lee Jackson, 53, wrote a book called 'Just for the Record: My Quest for Two Tone', based on his SIX-YEAR pursuit of the fish.

He said: "I spent about 50 hours a week for six years trying to catch him before I did."

All that and he threw him back with NO fish fry? WTFBBQ?

You really don't wanna eat carp. Tastes like . . . carp.

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.


Post a comment

Your Information

(Name and email address are required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)

Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise