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She should have told them to hold the pickle.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 29, 2010 at 10:17 AM
Must have been that creepy Burger King.
Posted by: Braniff | July 29, 2010 at 10:20 AM
Someone probably crossed Ronald McDonald. He's the creepy looking one.
Posted by: Alyzabeth | July 29, 2010 at 10:42 AM
Guess it wasn't "fast food".
Anyone seen my pizza!?
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | July 29, 2010 at 10:46 AM
Sounds like the work of the Hamburgler gang.
Posted by: bonmot | July 29, 2010 at 10:54 AM
I like feeding Tauruses and Vegas
Chevy 57s and sport coupe Mercedes
Big Yukon XLs or an old Mountaineer
Well, good god Almighty the Weinermobile's here!
By my Cheeseburger-Impala, nice!
Hell on wheels with an onion slice.
Motor vehicular, now super-sized.
Just a Cheeseburger-Impala, nice!
Just a Cheeseburger-Impala, nice!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 29, 2010 at 11:13 AM
Moron didn't know to use only the grease for biodiesel?
Posted by: Coconuts | July 29, 2010 at 11:45 AM
Good one, mtb!
Posted by: bonmot | July 29, 2010 at 11:50 AM
She should have insisted that it was 'to go'.
Nice one, MtB.
Posted by: NotSherly | July 29, 2010 at 12:03 PM
I just want to make it clear that even though this happened pretty close to my home I had nothing to do with it. I would never waste a good cheeseburger that way.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 29, 2010 at 01:17 PM
Of course, Cindy. We believe you.
Now if an empty wrapper or used sutures were stuffed in he tank..
Posted by: Elon | July 29, 2010 at 01:58 PM
Perhaps she felt that cheeseburgers gave her gas?
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 30, 2010 at 12:58 AM