WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Lawnmower on a stick.

(Thanks to RussellMc)

Comments

[nursecindy]

I think I dated him once.

[padraig]

That's not how everybody does it?

I mean, he's not even up on a ladder or anything.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Excellent!

See, guys get things done.

[wiredog]

"I hate doing anything, really."

We can tell...

[bonmot]

So how was he in the sack, Nursecindy? Siouxie axed me to axe you.

[Siouxie]

Now that's a man's man. Lucky gal, cindy.

[Ralph]

Let's see him tackle this job.

[LeDud]

Whoa ! Thats a hedge Ralph.

[Steve]

My wife was disgusted once when I used my wood working tools to remove a callus on my heel. Called me a redneck and all. One should use a pumice stone or something similar that takes three days instead of ZIP and it's gone in three seconds.
To please her, I went to a dermatologist and asked the doctor what was the best way.
"I recommend power tools," she said, "I prefer a rotary sander."
Hmm. A redneck, woman doctor. With a workshop.

[Loudmouth]

You know he believes in the right to bear arms. Har. Ya needs ya some 22 ainch guuns.

[rob]

25 some years ago I bought my first house with about 100 ft of hedges. I talked to the neighbor across the road and he worked for the farmer that had owned the house. They would trim the hedges with a lawnmower. They took the wheels off the deck and stuck pipe through the holes. Then pick it up with one guy on each side and trim the hedges. NUTS!!!!