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July 28, 2010


A Salem man was charged last week with indecent exposure after police found him naked in the "touch free" stall of a car wash on Main Street.

(Thanks to jon harris)


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As hot as it has been here, I can kind of understand someone doing this. Maybe he had a date at the nearby restaurant and wanted to smell nice. Did anyone check to see if he had one of those little Christmas tree things around his neck?

Touch Free? You couldn't pay me to touch that dude.

He must have been looking for the 'free touch' stall. Obvious dyslexic.

The Bank of Floyd? That's where I'd put MY money.

"Uh, yeah. Thanks mister. I'll keep your money, in . . . um . . . my coat pocket. You remind of that when you need to withdraw it."

"Thanks, Floyd."

City spokesman Mike Stevens said there was no sign that drugs or alcohol were a factor and said Tyree "just indicated he was taking a shower."

See, Dave was right - a perfectly reasonable explanation.

No pictures?

Bank of Floyd?

Exactly, Jeff.

...but when women do this the car wash advertises.

Is there a laundry next door? Maybe his clothes were still in the dryer.

Car wash? No up-down; side-side.

Wax his fanny.

He seems very clean.

Maybe it was the Bank of Pink Floyd - where "Money" is always playing over the intercom.

High on a hill was a hiking goatherd
Layee odl, layee odl layee-oo
Lnnely was the voice of the un-squashed hiker
Layee odl, layee odl-oo
Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Layee odl, layee odl layee-oo
Slipping and falling, the goat crash-landed
Layee odl, layee odl-oo
Oho layee odllee-oo
Oho layee odl ay!
Oho layee odllee-oo

Nah, that doesn't work....

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