WE ASSUME IT HAS A FLORIDA LICENSE
Boa constrictor barricades itself in Covina family's car
(Thanks to W. von Papineau)
UPDATE: They're everywhere!
Serpent imprisons rattled Yorkshire family
Shocked housewife discovers a 5ft-long SNAKE in her washing machine
More reptile dysfunction.
Posted by: bonmot | July 27, 2010 at 03:38 PM
Regarding the Yorkshire snake, was it a Black Adder?
Posted by: NotSherly | July 27, 2010 at 03:47 PM
Good one, NotS.
The Toad-Murdering Adders WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 27, 2010 at 03:51 PM
Sounds like a Mad Adder.
Posted by: bonmot | July 27, 2010 at 04:18 PM
"[T]he viperine menace" would be a good name for a Snakes on a Plane sequel.
Posted by: S. L. Jackson | July 27, 2010 at 05:09 PM
Who put these Mother effin snakes mother effin everywhere???!!!
Posted by: Alyzabeth | July 27, 2010 at 06:02 PM
It's too bad the car one wasn't in the UK like the others, because, if it was, she could have said "There a snake in my boot."
Posted by: Elon | July 27, 2010 at 07:21 PM
I'm glad to see that some people, at least, aren't killing snakes on sight.
I took my youngest daughter rattlesnake hunting Saturday. We didn't see any but she put up a brave front, just in case.
For those of you who are interested, they are usually not aggressive. Just don't go out alone with no experience with snakes.
Look, don't touch.
Posted by: Steve | July 27, 2010 at 09:22 PM
Steve - Mojave Green rattlers and sidewinders have both come after me unprovoked. But maybe it's just me. :)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 28, 2010 at 02:01 AM
Elon;
Your wish is our command .... OK, it's not so much 'boot' as 'bonnet' - but the sentiment is the same!
Wes
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1296532/Sorry-sir-hissing-noise-coming-cars-engine--5ft-python.html
Posted by: W. von Papineäu | July 28, 2010 at 06:50 AM